Wrestling logic you've learned to be law over time

[InstantKlassik]

Whenever a wrestler goes for a pin and King says "that's it..it's over"....that means it's NOT over that fakkit nearly ruined Michaels/Taker at Mania 25 with that shyt.

 

[Wcthesecret]

When a heel has his foot on the ropes and gets pinned and the ref doesn't notice it, that's it, face wins, no reviewing of the replay. ...why the fukk don't they review that shyt?

 

[3Rivers]

It's ok if a face puts his hands on a female, but if it's a heel he's a son of a bytch

Acceptable

 

[Omar Little]

Once a lower card guy gets emphasized and wins two matches in a row= automatically the Intercontinental/US Championship Number 1 Contender

 

[Cheercomp]

It's ok if a face puts his hands on a female, but if it's a heel he's a son of a bytch

Macho tossed the shyt out of Liz....Dayum!

 

[3Rivers]

Macho tossed the shyt out of Liz....Dayum!

One of the pioneers of the hard on hoes movement

 

[bangbreh]

refs in general, for so many different reasons, is a major factor in why i stopped fukkin w/the shyt about 18 years back.
and the announcers...
and the extra long shoots.
involving people other than wrestlers and them being on a wrestlers level. david arquette

fukk all that bullshyt.

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

You automatically become 10x more resilient if you are in a wrestlemania main event. Or if you're John Cena.

 

[Hoss]

Pinfall attempt after a bodyslam is a guaranteed fail, but dudes still try it all the time.

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

You automatically get a title shot if you attack the champion, even if you haven't been on the roster in a while. Makes you wonder why the low card jobbers don't do it all the time to elevate themselves.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

You automatically get a title shot if you attack the champion, even if you haven't been on the roster in a while. Makes you wonder why the low card jobbers don't do it all the time to elevate themselves.

i never thought of that and its fukkin true. Zach ryder should just run up on the rock and give him 20 ruff ryders in a row and slide into the mania main event

 

[3Rivers]

Ric Flair going to the top rope always ends in failure

 

[RammerJammer]

Well recently when they say the World Heavyweight Championship is gonna main event WrestleMania, it's not.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Ric Flair going to the top rope always ends in failure

One of the goat wrestling running gags

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

Never jump at a hoss.