This is the least healthy shyt I've ever seen:

INGREDIENTS: SUGAR, BLEACHED ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMIN MONONITRATE [VITAMIN B1], RIBOFLAVIN [VITAMIN B2], FOLIC ACID), PALM OIL, FRUCTOSE, CORNSTARCH, WATER, COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI), SOYBEAN AND/OR CANOLA OIL, GLYCERIN, DEXTROSE, NONFAT MILK, DRIED EGGS, SALT, BAKING POWDER (DISODIUM PYROPHOSPHATE, BAKING SODA, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE), CORN SYRUP, DRIED EGG WHITES, BAKING SODA, SOY LECITHIN, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, XANTHAN GUM, PROPYLENE GLYCOL ESTERS OF FATTY ACIDS, MONOGLYCERIDES, CORN FLOUR, SODIUM STEAROYL LACTYLATE, MALIC ACID, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SODIUM ALGINATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE. CONTAINS: EGG, MILK, WHEAT, SOY. MAY CONTAIN: PEANUT, TREE NUTS.
When my youngest niece (her cousin)'s birthday came in February, I threw that bullshyt in a giftbag 

and got it with a protein bar. Now I am health conscious and hadn’t eaten much that day so it was a cheat meal type shyt. Two of these shyts was 350 calories 
