:wtf: Dwight Howard Offered Free Chicken Fingers for Life If He Signs with Maveric

[Adebisi_Said]

Will they add Kool Aid as well?

 

[YourMajesty]

you know that c00n loves some chicken. only way he not going to Dallas is if someone else offers him a lifetime supply of watermelon

Will they add Kool Aid as well?

that c00n prolly got the :dwight: face looking at that offer

 

[Rickdogg44]

We should tell the strip clubs to offer him free lap-dances.

 

[madness]

We should tell the strip clubs to offer him free lap-dances.

new york tried that with bron back when he was a free agent

LeBron James just got the sweetest offer in the history of mankind to move from Cleveland to the New York Knicks -- a lifetime of free stripper action.

The Cleveland Cavaliers star -- who will become a free agent after this season -- is getting million-dollar offers from several franchises to make the switch to their team ... but if LeBron inks a deal with the Knicks, New York's premiere strip club Scores says it'll give the basketball star:

- A free lifetime of lap dances
- A "LeBron James Day" when all the strippers will wear his jersey
- And free food for life at the strip club's very own steakhouse

i wouldn't have given a shyt about them hoes wearing my jersey, but free lapdances and steaks for life

 

[AVXL]

 

[diggy]

he may go broke but never hungry

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

You must me white....no season having ass chicken...

THANK YOU

that bland ass chicken taste like nothing. You have to add salt and hot sauce for it to taste like anything.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

if he does go to dallas he's going to gain 100lbs of flabby n sick

 

[Soundwave]

If he signs with the Mavericks and ends up leaving them or getting traded ... does the offer still stand?

 

[MoneyTron]

Unless Jack In the Box in LA or Chick-Fil-A in ATL offers him something similar, I'd go for it.

 

[King Poetic]

I heard trojans offered him a lifetime supply of condoms and he said i'm taking my talent to h-town

 

[AVXL]

Unless Jack In the Box in LA or Chick-Fil-A in ATL offers him something similar, I'd go for it.

Can you imagine a lifetime supply of Chik Fil A nuggets

 

[Surreal]

Will they add Kool Aid as well?

They sell already made kool aid in cups here in West Dallas corner stores

 

[Icantspell]

:dwight:

 

[JealousOnesEn_V]

This nikka can afford to buy multiple Franchises if he wanted, wtf kind of deal is that. Yall actin like they made this offer to one of us regular nikkas lol