WTF? Instagram’s algorithm just dry snitched on me. My woman is pissed!

[Jazzy B.]

Breh, if you can’t trust each other to use your respective phones, or if either of you constantly have your phones facing down, don’t be in relationship with each other.

If you can share fluids then sharing phones is nothing.

Who said anything about having phones facing down?


Breh everything she can do on your phone she can do her on her hers. It’s 2022 not 2000. Everyone borderline has the same phone with the same features, the same data plans, the same minutes plan.

There is no reason for a women to use your phone unless emergency, to speak with someone you're already talking to on the phone or to take a picture. Vice-Versa with a man using a woman's phone.

 

[StretfordRed]

He’s a clown, don’t even entertain that c00n.

says the breh who got pressured by your woman to use your phone. You’re sounding real soft right now.

 

[klientel]

gotta have a dedicated creep account....that shyt will fukk your algorithm all up. You click search and nothing but hoes pops up

 

[KneeGrow.]

No Redbone
No twerking
No pics of the broad

Great thread man

 

[KnickstapeCity]

He’s a clown, don’t even entertain that c00n.

 

[Goat poster]

Got to have that level of trust, otherwise, what’s the point?

But you thought it was all good

but it wasn’t

now you in the dog house

you see how quick that slope can get slippery without boundaries?

 

[Umoja]

Out there making rookie moves.

I assume you use Instagram on your phone more than she does so the search suggestions shouldn't have been a surprise.

 

[Lord Beasley]

i know for a fact that instalgorithm is broken. They were advertising ig thots to me before i even followed anyone. It's the same shyt with snapchat

 

[Tryna Makit]

Does your lady look like the girls you was lusting after?

Because if not, you fukked up

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

Theres like 50 browser tabs open in my phone along with several browsers. My wife admits to looking in my phone but she never finds shyt

 

[Higher Tech]

Tell her to grow up.

 

[Goat poster]

Tell her to grow up.

Exactly

i never understood adults that think sexual attraction and fantasies END when one gets a significant other.

I couldn’t be with a chick that had a problem with me looking at porn or random fatties from time to time.

OP keeps talking about trust, but his wifey OBVIOUSLY doesn’t trust him.

which is why she took the opportunity to look at his phone and freaked out cause he looked at a couple big booties

 

[Higher Tech]

Exactly

i never understood adults that think sexual attraction and fantasies END when one gets a significant other.

I couldn’t be with a chick that had a problem with me looking at porn or random fatties from time to time.

OP keeps talking about trust, but his wifey OBVIOUSLY doesn’t trust him.

which is why she took the opportunity to look at his phone and freaked out cause he looked at a couple big booties

I'm good with the phone part, but don't be mad about something popping up. Especially on Instagram, and especially something that Im not actively watching from some chicks that I'm not even in conversation with. Might as well tell him he can't watch movies with titties in em. Then to not talk to him over it, is just petty and childish.

 

[Rell Lauren]

On God, I only follow sports pages. I thought the algorithm doesn’t pick up on accounts you creep watch.

My lady wanted to show me something on Instagram, so she picked up my phone (I let her, she didn’t do it behind my back) and all she saw were ample suggestions of big booty redbones twerking.

Now she won’t talk to me. fukking Zuckerberg. fukk him and his ugly ass wife.

If you liked it, it will show up.

 

[Blankthawtz]

congrats OP....you're a heterosexual man...u should let your lady know...