WWE.com The The Most Badass Wrestler Stories Ever Told (starring Haku)

[Psychosis]

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[dbp]

In a no rules street fight, Meng in his prime..........I don't know, dude is snatching out eyes, jaws, and noses like paper mache

Those "no rules" are also gonna apply to the MMA guys in a street fight.

I find it comical that there's this nonsense idea of mythical special street fighting abilities.

Look what happened with Bart Gunn. Whooped the roster in the brawl for all. Imagine the legendary stories that would've accumulated had he been a bar guy and gotten into fights back in the day?

Fights one scrub boxer and gets his head practically knocked off his shoulders.

These guys are tough relative to each other and certainly relative to the average fan, but they'd get torn apart by Overeem, Liddell, Bigfoot, Jones etc etc etc...

 

[ugksam]

Those "no rules" are also gonna apply to the MMA guys in a street fight.

I find it comical that there's this nonsense idea of mythical special street fighting abilities.

Look what happened with Bart Gunn. Whooped the roster in the brawl for all. Imagine the legendary stories that would've accumulated had he been a bar guy and gotten into fights back in the day?

Fights one scrub boxer and gets his head practically knocked off his shoulders.

These guys are tough relative to each other and certainly relative to the average fan, but they'd get torn apart by Overeem, Liddell, Bigfoot, Jones etc etc etc...

in a no rules street fight half of the shyt they train for is out the window completely. they aren't gonna be nearly as comfortable wrestling or doing BBJ on concrete or asphalt. also they dont train how to defend if someone is trying to bite a chunk of your flesh off of your body.

 

[COQWAVE]

fedor would have broken that samoan fukks head open no problem

 

[puppetmaster]

in a no rules street fight half of the shyt they train for is out the window completely. they aren't gonna be nearly as comfortable wrestling or doing BBJ on concrete or asphalt. also they dont train how to defend if someone is trying to bite a chunk of your flesh off of your body.

Not to argue but that's partially true.

yes.

You could bite the fukk outta someone in a street fight if we are on the ground, at the same time if I'm in a scenario where you're a person who is not a sparring partner whose well-being im mindful of with technique nor an opponent where "rules" govern certain techniques I cannot use to fend you off then you best believe that person should expect some dirty tactics also

You're getting kicked just below the knee cap with my heel to hyper extend or possibly snap that ACL/PCL if you lunge like most cats do on the street or hit in the temple/behind the ear with rapid 12-6 elbows in the event they start to bite on the ground because when reach to grab and arm/whatever to bite you generally will tend to leave yourself wide open for me to start elbowing your skull.



There's a LOT of dirty unexpected things folks who train mma can use on regular folks IF you can't talk your way out of fighting first.




-P-

 

[Lewis Black]

any journeyman mma/boxer would beat the shyt outta meng lmao

 

[MexicanKingpin]

Meng the gawd

 

[Sypress]

IN 1986, ME AND SOME OF THE BOYS WENT ON A CAMPING TRIP TO A LITTLE CABIN MY UNCLE HAS UP IN THE WOODS OF COLORADO, BROTHER! HACKSAW WAS THERE, AS WAS BIG JOHN STUDD, AND OF COURSE MYSELF AND HAKU, DUDE! WELL BROTHER, WE BROUGHT A FEW GALLONS OF WHISKEY AND STUDD AND HACKSAW PASSED OUT BECAUSE THOSE GUYS ARE LIGHTWEIGHTS, MEAN GENE! BUT ME AND TONGA KEPT SLAMMING DOWN SHOT AFTER SHOT, JACK! I DON'T RECOLLECT WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT BECAUSE I EVENTUALLY BLACKED OUT, BROTHER! WHEN I AWOKE AROUND NOON THE NEXT DAY, HAKU WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, DUDE! I WENT OUT INTO THE WOODS, BELIEVING MY SACRED NATIVE AMERICAN PENDANT WOULD HELP MY FIND HIM, TOUGH GUY! THE SPIRIT OF THE OWL SPOKE TO ME AND LEAD ME TO A GRASSY CLEARING DEEP IN THE FOREST, WHERE I FOUND TONGA SITTING CROSS-LEGGED, NAKED, WEEPING GENTLY AND CRADLING A BABY DEER, BROTHER! I ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER BUT APPARENTLY I SURPRISED HIM, AS HE WAS STARTLED AND TAKEN ABACK BY MY VOICE, DUDE! NOW I DON'T THINK TONGA'S A LIAR, HE'S A STRAIGHT SHOOTER, BUT I CERTAINLY DO NOT REMEMBER ORALLY AND ANALLY RAPING HIM THAT NIGHT, MEAN GENE! BUT HE SAID THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED AND HE'S BEEN SCARED OF ME EVER SINCE, BROTHER!

 

[Heelish]

I'd bet money most ufc heavyweights would body Meng

any journeyman mma/boxer would beat the shyt outta meng lmao

"During his days wrestling as Meng in WCW, Tonga Fifita (also known as Haku in WWF) was asked to join the UFC based on his reputation as the toughest man in wrestling. WCW supported his departure, but Tonga turned it down, believing his conditioning wasn't suited for legitimate competition. WCW did, however, have him wrestle Tank Abbot in Abbot's WCW debut match, believing that Meng was the one guy who could handle himself if Abbot decided to "take liberties" (i.e. start fighting for real)."

 

[HipHopStan]

I was listening to a few Meng/Haku stories on YT and had to jump on Google to see if there was a thread about him on here. I wasn't disappointed.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

I remember a match in WCW where dude got a wooden chair broken over his head. He just stood there, wore the chair like a necklace with a look on his face.

Also, this exists

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Found the gif of what I was talking about

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Found the gif of what I was talking about

Looks like he has a remix face going on there.

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

How is one man so tough tho like how the fukk he breaking handcuffs?

 

[Grifter]

 

[Nintendough]

I loved meng and the barbarian