WWE Legend wants to buy TNA, says he'd kick Vince's ass

[Mr.Black]

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Jake "The Snake" Roberts Wants to Buy TNA, Guarantees His Numbers Will Beat McMahon's
By Marc Middleton
Nov 2, 2013 - 6:59:38 AM


- Jake "The Snake" Roberts, who moved out of Diamond Dallas Page's Accountability Crib and is now living with his lawyer, told BlankManINC.com that he wants to use crowd-funding site Indiegogo so fans can help him purchase TNA.

He was asked about TNA going up for sale. Here's his response:

"God, it needs to. I mean, I watched for 10, 12, 15 years, however long it’s been out there and they suck. I guarantee you if I get the opportunity, in a matter of six months I’ll be pissing Vince McMahon off. My numbers will beat his, I guarantee you that."

Jake, who says he hasn't heard from WWE in regards to a Royal Rumble return, says he would rather own TNA so he can change the world and get wrestling back to what it should be - wrestling, not sports entertainment.

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/tna..._Will_Beat_McMahon_s.html#xIGLHTJsUhcmlQBC.99

 

[Willy Waffle]

how the fuk he gon buy tna, nikkka i got more money than jake the snake

i do think jake should be brought in to do something with the talent though.

 

[Mr. Negative]

*searches for Jake The Snake's Kickstarter campaign*

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

I have no words

I'n not even gonna question if Jake could afford it.

 

[seanjohn21276]

Jake The Snake can be brought in to be a creative mind for Total Nonstop Struggle, but buying the company though?

 

[3Rivers]

Jake back on the sauce again?

 

[I-Hate-You]

Jake back on the sauce again?

 

[dh86]

Relapses are bad

 

[KendoNagasaki]

Do you trust him to turn the wrestling business around?

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Uh oh..we actually listening to things that Jake the Snake says now?

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Well, DDP.......you tried.......

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

just come in and be the Wyatt's spiritual adviser. maybe give Zeb a DDT.

 

[Hoss]

From the Indiegogo FAQ page:

What if I don't reach my funding goal?
If your campaign is set up as Flexible Funding, you will be able to keep the funds you raise, even if you don't meet your goal. If your campaign is set up as Fixed Funding, all contributions will be returned to your funders if you do not meet your goal. Flexible Funding campaigns that meet their goal are only charged 4% as our platform fee, whereas campaigns that do not meet their goal are charged 9%.

Sounds like a win-win to me. If he raises enough, he buys TNA. If he doesn't (and he won't), he can bank whatever he gets.

Jake's a smart dude.

 

[DANJ!]

This reminds me of the movie about Earl "The Goat" Manigault when he wanted the old basketball park/court back and the drug dealer looked at him like and said "what's a junkie gonna do with a park?"

 

[The G.O.D II]

Do you trust him to turn the wrestling business around?

Steal my favorite WWF/E theme ever. Heel Jake