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WWE Monday Night RAW 5/6: Justice, Brock Wants Revenge, Cesaro's On A Warpath

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Fast Six: In Theaters May 24th

WWE Monday Night Raw: May 6th, 2013

John Cena is raped by an invisible assailant

Ever hear the one about a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest? Given the events of the past week, thats looking more and more like the fate of John Cena as Extreme Rules approaches. The Champ fought hurt last Monday night suffered as a result, falling victim to The Shield in the main event of Raw. While the Cenation leader has been mum thus far on the status of his condition, another pair of title contenders has emerged and one former champion looks to exact vicious payback against those who have wronged him. Here are five things to watch out for this Monday on Raw.
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Ryback models his new gear from Big Show's Heel Clothing Emporium

1. Despite suffering an injury to his Achilles tendon in Europe, Cena competed on Raw last week and paid dearly for it, eating a spear from Roman Reigns to spell defeat for himself and Team Hell No in a Six-Man Tag Team Match against The Shield. Speculation has already begun as to whether The Champ will forfeit his title if he cant defend it, but thus far, Cena hasnt said anything. What will the 11-time WWE Champion reveal when he breaks his silence?
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After ripping out Kofi's weave, Cesaro realizes he's gonna be on WSHH

2. For a guy who just lost the United States Championship, Antonio Cesaro doesnt seem to have any intention of lying down and letting himself get steamrolled by the rest of the WWE roster. He nearly bulldozed Alberto Del Rio into oblivion last Monday and mounted a title rematch against new U.S. Champion Kofi Kingston on WWE Main Event that, frankly, needed to be seen to be believed. Kingston may have ultimately retained the title against The Swiss Superman, but only after acting as Cesaros personal heavy bag for the better part of a half-hour and only before suffering a bitter post-match humiliation. Why the newfound anger? According to Cesaro himself, hes tired of having things taken from him. Look for him to begin a long, grueling quest to return the favor.
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The Shield's definition of justice: "replacing those godawful tag belts"

3. It would appear that a certain group of somebodies have their eyes set on the WWE Tag Team Championships. Unfortunately for eight-month incumbents Team Hell No, those somebodies happen to be The Shield, who had their way with both Kane and Daniel Bryan on SmackDown and seemingly staked their claim to the No. 1 contenders spot as the show went to black. If the men in black truly aim to unseat the irascible anger management grads, Team Hell No will have their work cut out for them for a number of reasons, among them the fact that theyve faced The Shield more times than most and have come up short in each endeavor. Are their days as champions numbered?
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Big E wishes Dolph would notice the signs

4. The Triple Threat World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match is becoming one of the more interesting contests for Extreme Rules. Not only does the contest boast three Superstars uniquely suited to its rules Dolph Ziggler, Alberto Del Rio and Jack Swagger are all Money in the Bank winners but champion and challengers all also triumphed in singles action on Raw last week. There doesnt seem to be a weak link among the trio as the bout draws closer. Will one of the competitors begin to show signs of weakness, or is the three-way stalemate destined to boil over when the opening bell tolls at Extreme Rules?
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HHH viciously gets revenge on the invisible rapist

5. Its been a couple of weeks since we heard from either Triple H or Brock Lesnar as their Steel Cage Match approaches at Extreme Rules. As anyone can tell you, this is probably not a good thing. These are two Superstars for whom silence is merely a prelude to unimaginable chaos. Will the two titans fire another salvo as their latest conflict draws nearer? And what, exactly, will it involve? Tune in Monday at 8/7 CT on USA Network to find out.
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Cesaro vs. Kofi at Extreme Rules should be good, their Main Event match was

As a whole Extreme Rules will probably be beter than Mania like last year's was. Kofi/Cesaro, Swagger/Ziggler/Del Rio(ladder match), Shield vs. Hell No, should all be good. Don't care about Lesnar vs. HHH to be honest but maybe it'll surprise or at least be brutal.

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Those captions kill me every damn monday :deadAJ:

Also, the Shield should seriously bring in new tag team belts. Those brown ones are god awful!

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Brad Maddox said: ↵

Those captions kill me every damn monday :deadAJ:

Also, the Shield should seriously bring in new tag team belts. Those brown ones are god awful!
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yeah they look like giant pennies, they should bring back the one from the ruthless aggresion era. to @MightyHealthy great captions as always.

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So let's get a discussion going on who or what fluckery closes out the show tonight.....
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No 15 minute delay for Raw in Canada on the Score starting tonight! I can finally watch this sh!t on my TV in HD while on The-Coli instead of that ghetto side by side streaming garbo I had to do on my laptop

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YoungCJ said: ↵

No 15 minute delay for Raw in Canada on the Score starting tonight! I can finally watch this sh!t on my TV in HD while on The-Coli instead of that ghetto side by side streaming garbo I had to do on my laptop

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Welcome to the HD fukkery

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No 15 minute delay for Raw in Canada on the Score starting tonight! I can finally watch this sh!t on my TV in HD while on The-Coli instead of that ghetto side by side streaming garbo I had to do on my laptop

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FINALLY!

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Hopefully it'll be good this week
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Aurora Rose getting that F-5 tonight

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Hopefully it'll be good this week
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At least Heyman and Brock will be on...

... via pretape

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Guess Triple H forgot to lock up Titan Towers before heading out to Vegas this weekend.

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WSHH... invisible rapist

No one has any right to ever make a Raw thread except for Mighty.

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