WWYD If Your Girl/Wife Did This?

[Cat piss martini]

her: that's alejandro
me: what's his lastname
her: are you jelaous?
me: I used to knock down a latina named luisa
her: what does that have to do with anything
me: she had a cousin with that name
her:
me: it's old news.....relax
her: what does she look like

*whips out phone*
me: she's the one with her tongue in my ear....the other chick is her friend
her: why is that bytch in your phone!!!!!?

*apple logo splash....fade to black*

 

[Egomaniacal1]

her: that's alejandro
me: what's his lastname
her: are you jelaous?
me: I used to knock down a latina named luisa
her: what does that have to do with anything
me: she had a cousin with that name
her:
me: it's old news.....relax
her: what does she look like

*whips out phone*
me: she's the one with her tongue in my ear....the other chick is her friend
her: why is that bytch in your phone!!!!!?

*apple logo splash....fade to black*

Ahhahahhhhhaaaaa :denzel:

nikka hold this rep!

 

[Sterling Archer]

That's why u raw dog all yo side pieces n escorts

So when u catch her cheating u prob already gave her HPV for revenge

 

[Sterling Archer]

Ask why she's laughing so much.

Son...You know why. You just dont want to believe it.
Its just the lie you tell yourself is more comfortable than the truth..

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

That's why u raw dog all yo side pieces n escorts

So when u catch her cheating u prob already gave her HPV for revenge

change ya name to bumpy meat chaucer....

 

[Blankthawtz]

Son...You know why. You just dont want to believe it.
Its just the lie you tell yourself is more comfortable than the truth..

If Apple was real they would have had that breh backhand her while tossin her out the crib.... Another reason why I only buy android....

 

[Heafcliffe]

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

thats actually a great ad.

 

[DatNkkaCutty]

Make a mental note after the laugh...

Goin forward...prali on this type time...anytime she discusses her work day....

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

Lol Ok. They are really trynna change the male/female dynamic.

 

[Rawtid]

They playing in this commercial. Any man I know would have cursed her and Alejandro right out!!

 

[Gravity]

the same thing the guy in the video just did, no reason to go any further or make a big deal out of nothing.

If you think your girl/lady kee keein’ at the sight/thought of another man like that in your face is “nothing”, then you’ve probably been sharing for awhile.

 

[Coco Loco]

That's why u raw dog all yo side pieces n escorts

So when u catch her cheating u prob already gave her HPV for revenge

Sir!

 

[Blankthawtz]

If you think your girl/lady kee keein’ at the sight/thought of another man like that in your face is “nothing”, then you’ve probably been sharing for awhile.

sharin his woman AND his data plan with another breh....

 

[Phlipside]

"looks like you had a good time"

"I had a REAL good time!"

"oh look, there's alejandro"