Wyd?

[b_low_brown]

Putting together a playlist for a mix

Get me on it

 

[b_low_brown]

literally just got off the phone with my job & told em I'm too handsome to work in this heat today.
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Username and avi checks out.

 

[Tunez]

Cleaning

 

[315]

Get me on it

Using all vinyl for this one

 

[Jean Jacket]

This is the way back....

I'll be on the other side waitin bro.

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Bout to eat sum from my sisters fridge (fukk yall im here for my nieces but im hungry)

Then smoke hella weed

Then make my niece watch me play Skyrim

Then...idk prolly more weed n food n Skyrim.

 

[HearNoEvil]

Trying? Just use bait

Bait depends on what kind of girl she is

Gossip type? "You won't believe this shyt. Can't even say it over the phone, feds watching. When you free?"

Its on you to figure out what to say but by then shes already at your house

Headass erykah badu type? Ask for help doing your natal chart. Tell her your reiki guide told you to have a 3 min eye contact exercise with a spiritually powerful peer, and she was the first who came to mind.

Stoner? Tell her u got some dumb fire from a white dude scientist, even if its some oregano these chicks can't tell once its in a wood.

Freak? Send her some twitter porn like "its too early for mfs to retweet shyt like this. On Sunday too " she will respond with drooling emoji or equivalent. Then casually tell her "he wasn't even hitting that right smh" then continue the convo for a little before asking her to come over and watch tv

She's a stoner, but she rolls with better weed than I do. Maybe I'll send her some Twitter porn, might be her thing actually.

Appreciate it breh.

 

[b_low_brown]

Using all vinyl for this one

I got a sick joint with vinyl sfx next time breh

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Bottomless Mimosas on Sundays brehs...

Damn its Sunday?

 

[b_low_brown]

She's a stoner, but she rolls with better weed than I do. Maybe I'll send her some Twitter porn, might be her thing actually.

Appreciate it breh.

Got you dawg. My plat Twitter porn thread is on jbo front page if you wanna get straight to the fire. Eat breh

 

[KingJay]

Just finished my skincare routine with Rodeo playing in the background about to eat some breakfast. Simple eggs with green peppers, a little onion, little mushroom, throw a little hot sauce in there, with a piece of toast and a banana. Get me some carbs, potassium, and protein to get ready for my 1st workout of the day, I like this breakfast because it digests really easily, I can head out not long after

Weather app says it feels like 104 outside right now and it's always like 10 degrees hotter on the track/football field

Gonna be a quick workout tho, some bounding before I go lift

 

[b_low_brown]

@ORDER_66 they let you be off today breh?

 

[Jean Jacket]

Damn its Sunday?

Till both hands are tied by 12 like the Central Park 5. See you when the man releases you for your next furlough...

aka. Next Weekend.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

just finished cooking breakfast cause i woke up late last night after hosting a fight party for the thurman/pacquio bout...got a slight hangover

im also on the phone renegotiating salary cap prices with my 26 year old recycable goods thot who just informed me she found a real job and that 60$ and a eight of mid grade weed is not going to cut it anymore.....

i think she wants a maxed out deal


damn you kevin durant

 

[b_low_brown]

Bout to eat sum from my sisters fridge (fukk yall im here for my nieces but im hungry)

Then smoke hella weed

Then make my niece watch me play Skyrim

Then...idk prolly more weed n food n Skyrim.

When my lil sister seen me all badass in armor and get tossed by a giant

She was like "I thought you was somebody"

"You aint shyt."