Xzibit arrested on wedding night

[Money Be Green]

 

[theflyest]

suge a funny motherfukker!!!!

Suge set all Andre's success in motion by suggesting a white wife. Andre was finished with gangsta rap. He met his white wife. She told that nygga Andre "fukk that, nyggas wanna hear that real shyt." He listened to her every word. Look where he is now. All thanks to Suge's advice.

My beef with Andre is he'll beat the shyt outta black females, but let this white woman treat him like a house nygga. He's had his most success under the direction of this white woman & Jimmy, so Andre will be a good little boy.

 

[DrX]

bytch look like a broke angie martinez

 

[Omerta]

man X is a good dude, he ain't bothered anyone before. Good luck to him.

 

[Insensitive]

Does anyone else find it suspect that so many
of y'all posters see trannies in what are perfectly normal
women ?

 

[I love Latina women]

Man yall are really judgemental. So what he wants to follow in the footsteps of his mentor Andre? Look where Andre is in his career now. Suge deserves all the credit for this. He told Andre I can't physically make you white, but what you can do is marry a white woman, live in a white neighborhood & have white kids. That advice paid off. Xzibit is emulating Andre so let him live man

suge a funny motherfukker!!!!

this shyt was funny as fukk

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I knew Xzibytch wouldnt marry his own race

 

[RajWatts]

u think all them years puttin fish tanks in civics he can get a driver on his wedding night

 

[theflyest]

this shyt was funny as fukk

Suge gave him sound advice. The only thing he forgot to recommend was bleaching his skin. Regardless, it's hard to ignore that Andre took his advice & went to a whole new level.

 

[I love Latina women]

Suge gave him sound advice. The only thing he forgot to recommend was bleaching his skin. Regardless, it's hard to ignore that Andre took his advantage & went to a whole new level.

the funny thing is, suge don't even be really tryin' and yet still finds ways to say the most outlandish shyt

 

[I love Latina women]

u think all them years puttin fish tanks in civics he can get a driver on his wedding night

 

[The Emperor]

Ok I see why he was drinking so much...
That bish look like a tran...

 

[mr.africa]

Does anyone else find it suspect that so many
of y'all posters see trannies in what are perfectly normal
women ?

this legit had me on the floor

trannie-watchers.org

 

[inndaskKy]

The 40-year-old was arrested in Laguna Beach, California, just before 12.30am on Sunday - only a few hours after he said 'I do'.
Laguna beach LAPD told MailOnline that the rapper was driving in his Range Rover at a 'high rate of speed' along the highway and was pulled over.

The homie Xzibit was only going at the speed of life, what you talkin' about officer?

 

[TheGodling]

Laugh and joke when famous black people wife up dolled up instagram models because you can't turn a ho into a housewife, but then laugh and joke when they settle down with a woman who'll probably ride or die with them because they don't look like a dolled up instagram model, brehs.