Ya seen LeBron new Hair Piece? LeToupée

[Rosecrans]

 

[Raw Lyrics]

Why doesn't he just shave it off?

MJ went bald rather than hold on to those scraps

MJ has a better shaped head....... PAUSE.

 

[Hater1013]

 

[Rekkapryde]

He wasn't doing all this monkey sh1t when he was in South Beach



It's like Pat Riley was his father figure and conscious...

Fixed.

Riles aint let Bron and his crew run the show which is what Bron needed.

 

[ALonelyDad]

 

[Rosecrans]

:dynastydance:

Fresh Prince 4 Life

 

[Kaypain]

What in the blue fukk :dahellwhat:

Where to even start with this

The struggle taco meat rolled up on his scalp...shyt looks like the chest hair Fred Williamson would rock in a XXX rated "The hammer" movie...

Wishing a dude named "Thugga" a happy birthday...and this dude "Thugga" is 30...breh 30 is the cut off points for nicknames...when you 30 you not "D" anymore you Derek with two kids and a job you hate...when you 30 you not "Slim" anymore you Anthony who eats like shyt but never gains weight cause you got a tapeworm in your lower intestine...when you 30 you not "Big Silk" anymore you Corey and overweight and if you don't get your fat ass on a treadmill and stop eating crispy kreme donuts for breakfast you won't live to see 35....you sure as hell can't be a "Thugga" at 30...

How happy Bron is...dude legit had the face the entire time..."Thugga Thugga" You old

Kids in the background...one of them yelled out "Cinnamon apple"...uh...:dahellwhat:...who's kids are these:dahellwhat:...bron kids:dahellwhat:...bron kids randomly in the back ground asking for cinnamon apple...or calling someone cinnamon apple...or looking for cinnamon apple...notice the slight pause by bron when he hears it...processes if he should respond to it...but then decides to keep shouting out Thugga:dahellwhat:

Now let's remove the world famous million dollar athlete tag...and really think about it...you a kid...you walk into your friends house to see his dad with taco meat chest hair curls on his head with no supporting hairline around it all into his phone shouting out Thugga a happy birthday and telling him he old now while your friends little brother randomly pops up and says "cinnamon apple"...

Tell me you go back to this dude house if he invite you again?

I tell this dude I'm about to try and beat this water level in the OG Ninja Turtles game and that I'll holla at him in home room on Monday...come Monday I make sure I am the last person in class so I can sit somewhere away from him and not think about the poppy seeds on his dad hair looking all tweaked out cause the hairline that is supposed to be supporting them left a be back soon sign on the front door...3 years ago

........ what?

 

[TKOK]

Bron's hairline comes and goes like the tide in the ocean

 

[ManBearPig]

Me and LeBron got the same hairline.

Why nobody clown about my shyt?

 

[Deezy314619]

Im hollin

 

[Rich Spirit]

Dude needs to go ahead and rock the Kobe look

 

[Kalik]

Dat beard hair transplant dont work. Beard hair dont match head hair....

Cant fade that shyt

 

[Rosecrans]

Bron's hairline is dangerous...

 

[Road20]

y'all nikkas is some fukkin fools. That nikka got an optical illusion edge up

 

[IShotTheSheriff]

nikka gon pop up with dreads one day trollin the mess outta us

lord make this happen