When you say "get tested", what are you getting tested for?
Yall be careful out there
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Wink Beaufield
Superstar
RIP Coolio, this joint still relevant to this day.
Ozymandeas
Veteran
I'm immune to the clap. Us marsupials molded by the mating rituals, while you humans eat ass and do diabolitical shyt that would make a wombat pass out 
Elim Garak
Veteran
Can't speak for everyone else but I like to do the 12 panel test which is basically a comprehensive std test. It's all types of third party companies online you can schedule through you pick a local testing center and it's generally like $120 or so. When you are doing you and a partner they generally give a discount. It's other test you can get early detection test for HIV etc but the 12 panel is what I do.
- HIV Type 1
- HIV Type 2
- Herpes 1
- Herpes 2
- Hepatitis A
- Hepatitis B
- Hepatitis C
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphilis
Dude I been having this hook in my head for years and couldn't remember the song it was from. Take this rep.
Some fine ass hoes in this video. 90s hoes >
Yapdatfool
Superstar
Well, some STD's can sterilize you and most dudes on here don't want kids anyway, so.....the comments will be telling.
I knew a woman who had unknowingly caught sphylis from her previous husband. Left it untreated for so long it rendered her infertile.
Hepatitis, syphilis...cool
There isn't a real test for herpes unless u have symptoms (blisters, sores). The blood test isnt accurate.
Chlamydia and gonorrhea don't have blood test, so im assuming you're peeing in a cup. But that isn't accurate either. I doubt you're going to get that big ass qtip down your dikk hole for no reason.
HIV definitely get that test if you're fukking men or are an intravenous drug user.
It is very difficult to contract HIV as a heterosexual man through vaginal sex
Elim Garak
Veteran
I'm well aware of all these facts lol. Obviously no test is 100% accurate no one denies that I figured you would give s coli response.
I don't know what you mean by a coli response. Lol
My response just comes from being a degenerate and having to learn about shyt over the years.
When I say inaccurate....I mean the CDC doesn't even recommend you taking something like a blood test for herpes unless you actually have symptoms.
the same with the pee test for Chlamydia/gonorrhea. It brings back false negatives. The only accurate way is the qtip down the urethra.
basically, either you with the shyts or you not.
Close your eyes, put you dikk in and cross your fingers homie
TheKongoEmpire
The First Men
Trust me, I ain't shyt to worry about. #UglyGang 
I knew a woman who had unknowingly caught sphylis from her previous husband. Left it untreated for so long it rendered her infertile.
I saw an ad for a documentary on Al Capone.
Apparantly he caught Syphillis and it infected his brain, and reduced his mind to that of a 12 year old in his final days, and he also held deep conversations with dead people, many of whom he'd killed.
Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw
Superstar
Them hoes thank you ugly bruh ain't no way I'm paying $200 for a fukking handjob you know what I could do with $200?...I get a good massage towels and hot rocks on my back and dem hoes massage my legs and play with my dikk for free...if I wanna nut I'm only payin $40 more and dem hoes be begging me to fukk em...you gotta be in a small city $200 plus tip and massage for you and only $80 for me ..u doing something wrongI'm mad as hell cause she got big brown areolas and a young one too about 26. She was down to do a roleplay where she can blow off some steam and beat the shyt outta me. But I ain't paying 400 for hj and ain't no sex involved. Gtfoh.
200 is my limit for handjob.
