Y'all brehs ever been just randomly approached by a woman?

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I was just chillin dolo at a fast food joint about to buy some liquor for tonight and this lil bih comes up and just starts talking to me :ehh:

She said I was handsome so I got her number and bounced. Probably gonna hit her up later this week :steviej:


#handsomegang takes no Ls :blessed: :blessed:
wachu look like b? no homo.
 

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When that shyt happens to me, I always think its some prank or some shyt:mjlol:


No, I'm not cute. Don't fukking lie to me.:mjlol:
that's like when a woman tells me my penis is large. i be thinking no fukking way i watch porn this things not big bytch don't fukking like to me :leostare: just take this dikk and moan the fukk up:mjlol:
 

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Yeah, usually in social scenarios

give em that irish goodbye and dip out. I don't like people :yeshrug:
 

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I have had some females approach me at school. Most of them just say "hi" and expect me to make a conversation out of nothing. :guilty:
The rest of them just stare and expect me to approach them. :hamster:

Quite recently I had a girl approach me saying " Your really beautiful :wub:". I told her thanks, but I didn't really try to hold the conversation after that (she looked underage :whoa:) . For the next two or three times she saw me she kept calling me pretty while caressing my body.
 

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Yeah i have but usually they too young :huhldup:Had one time where the chick was a little too aggressive also. So i do get approached but well yeah..:francis:
 

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Was at the Polo section in Macy's last friday and noticed a bad Latina shawty workin register:whew:
Didn't really pay her no mind and didn't feel like she was eyeing me cause she had customers but a couple minutes later after I make my way to the Hilfiger section her busted Asian coworker comes up and hand me a receipt with a name and number on the back and she says, "My homegirl that works in Polo thinks your fine. Hit her up sometime":obama:




Still keepin her waitin:lolbron:
 

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Was at the Polo section in Macy's last friday and noticed a bad Latina shawty workin register:whew:
Didn't really pay her no mind and didn't feel like she was eyeing me cause she had customers but a couple minutes later after I make my way to the Hilfiger section her busted Asian coworker comes up and hand me a receipt with a name and number on the back and she says, "My homegirl that works in Polo thinks your fine. Hit her up sometime":obama:




Still keepin her waitin:lolbron:
you lying b,:comeon: who you look like chris helmsworth or michael b jordan?:patrice:
 

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i remember this one time, this girl came up to me, and i was thinking damn, this is going to be the easiest one yet.
but then she gave me a pamphlet and told me to go to their church and then asked me for a donation.
I hate that shyt
Pretty young things with lil skirts on and dimpled smiles sidling up to you as you head through the mall or to work
you make eye contact
they come over
you think hell yeah breh i'm gonna be neck deep in this puzzy
then she talk about are you ready for jehovah's return or if you wanna give blood or donate to some new cac tax evasion scheme charity
thankfully I look angry as fukk when my face is blank so this shyt doesn't happen too often
 

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Yeah. I just don't want to come off thottish. He's awkward and I'm awkward. If it doesn't work out I'll have to still go there and pick up my prescriptions.
what kinda meds? that might be a bigger factor than you think. for instance if you're getting valrex, or some cholesterol maintaining meds he probably not gonna want to taste your hustle box. however, if you got an adderal prescriptioon or some lithium he gon wanna fukk with your crazy ass:lolbron:
 
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