Yall ever bagged a "lesbian"

[Freedman]

Studs

What is a stem

Need somebody to make me into a woman

You got the studs who act like dudes, and Femmes who act like females, and STEMs are the in between. One day you might see her in some Booty shorts and the next day she in a Button Up with Cutoff s and some new Js

 

[WhereIsTheLove]

Yes. I fukked a fake lesbian who was really feeling me from work. She kept calling for more eventually told her no more. A year later she married some guy who went to high school with me. He has no idea I had that ass on the balcony. Because she's not from our town, I never told her either that I know her husband. Let em be. The fukkery of life

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

You got the studs who act like dudes, and Femmes who act like females, and STEMs are the in between. One day you might see her in some Booty shorts and the next day she in a Button Up with Cutoff s and some new Js

Don't think I've seen any of those they either one way or the other

 

[Kingshango]

I never did but I remember mad girls in HS that would swear they were lesbian would always end up pregnant at some point
The same chicks who went hard about hating men and hating dikk would then be sendin you baby shower invitations

I swear this was a common occurrence back in high school.

"Hey I wanted to know if you wanna go out sometimes"

"Sorry but im gay."

"Oh, well aiight then. Good for you btw."

*One year later*

"bytch you pregnant? I thought you was gay?"

"Well what had happen was

 

[Breh13]

I knocked off more than a couple in college. I didn't discriminate I hit everything Studs, Stems, and Femmes.
First time was mad weird tho because I genuinely started hanging with this one Stud because she had alot of Hoes , had a fire weed plug ,and was just funny aF and cool to be around no sex shyt on my mind at all.
Our friendship was copacetic for like 2 weeks before she started getting weird and questioning me about what other females I was hanging with and joking about my dikk and I'd be like bro you making me feel hella uncomfortable. shyt finally reached a tipping point one night chilling in my dorm she str8 came for me and was like I never been with a dude, gave head, need somebody to make me into a women, etcc so I had to smash

 

[lotteryplaya]

Yes back in college

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Yeah i smashed this Zeta chick who attended an HBCU i was an alumni from

whom informed me she was a dedicated carpet muncher..

she straight FEM tho.....makeup..hair did...dresses the whole nine....

but she staight up didn't fukk with dudes for years because her ex cheated on her with a female professor at our school and it traumatized her cause it was a big public scandal because of it....

when i met her it's ironic it was around election time 4 years ago during the obama vs. romney race we both were watching it on a flatscreen at the nearby sports bar near the campus

it was on some mental political shyt at least thats what i thought cause she is a very smart girl...

but it turns out she had PLANS TO FUKK ME from the jump......she said "obama" had restored her "faith" in men....and wanted to give a dude a try again...

and i just happen to be the first decent dude she came across that week

mane........it was greeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaat....she was Trini and was a straight freak.....but was professional as fukk too.....

never fukked at her crib tho...her "girlfriend" stayed thier as her roomate

i didn't find that out till i started catching feelings around christmas time and bought the byatch some pearls and she returned them saying she is not into having a relationship with me or any dude for that matter..........

basically she wanted to keep it "casual"..so we fukked off and on for a good moment..

but i really WANTED HER AS MY GIRL...

im still fukked up by that...

hadn't seen her in like 2 years...she came by my new crib which is not too far from her job....

got to smash it again..... good lawd that sodomite is the troof in bed!!


i really wanna FLIP (turn her heterosexual) and CUFF this hoe...


cause the byatch graduated and is now making 80k as a behavior pysch administrator at the local mental hospital.....

god i wanted her as wifey

i had to resort to dating a phukking idiotic pharmacy tech whom graduated from Everest college struggling at only 25k

life sucks

 

[SheWantTheD]

Nah but I've had dyke looking chicks flirt with a breh before.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Yeah met her at a bday party at some club. She had a rainbow flag pendant around her neck but the ass was so fat

I pushed up slow, took her to the bar bought a round of drinks and she asked me to dance. Put the ass on me and told me she only fukks with chicks but wanted to try a dude.

Took her to the hotel after the club and fukked her raw and came in her mouth.

She gave me her number in the cab and I threw that shyt out the window cause I was feeling myself. I regretted that shyt the next week, that p*ssy was FIYAH

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Yes but it wasn't anything I'm proud of I hit a light skinned dyke from the bar, we were both wasted, she kissed me mad aggressive and it was choosing time (last call) so I said fukk it, I'll fukk it. I smashed and she had a nervous breakdown, crying while I'm stroking but not in any good way so I just stopped. She was full out bawling blowing snot bubbles and all that telling me to keep going....called her a cab and made her wait on the porch

 

[GreenGhxst]

I always assume dykes have stale p*ssy breath and mad pubes behind their gums, that pro carpet muncher life

 

[Gains]

I knocked off more than a couple in college. I didn't discriminate I hit everything Studs, Stems, and Femmes.

these low key lust after the d the most

only when the rest of the pink mafia aint around

 

[Ziggiy]

Yes.


Although she was in a relationship with a woman for 3 years she didn't "identify" as a lesbian


Sex was off the HOOK though

 

[Username]

A few years ago when I first came back to Atlanta and was fresh off a break up. Things were going well until one night she had to rush home because she had practice in the morning, turns out she was referring to the Southwest Dekalb Lady Panthers, she was a senior in high school.

Gorgeous girl too.

 

[patscorpio]

twice..but they were feminine lesbians

both had girlfriends but wanted some dikk on the side...i was happy to give it to them