Ya'll ever cheated on a girl?

TheBigBopper

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Last night I brought home a Black Brazilian bytch from Tinder and smashed on the first night. shyt was so good :ohlawd:

Only problem is that I already have a girl :snoop:. She's a good girl too--great in the sack, triple D breasts, big booty (face is kinda lacking tho :scusthov:)--but she can be a little too sarcastic, condescending, and bossy.

I feel conflicted. I'm not gonna wife up a chick who fukked me on the first date, but this girl is nicer than my current girl, smarter, and has a prettier face. She's a bit of a pushover though, and in all honesty, I kind of like domineering women like my girlfriend :ld:. I'm not sure if that's good for the long term though.

Maybe I should continue dating my current girl and smash the Brazilian on the side :jawalrus:
 

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Maybe you should be single. You sound desperate when you contemplate wifing a one-night stand. :yeshrug:
 

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Maybe you should be single. You sound desperate when you contemplate wifing a one-night stand. :yeshrug:
She was good in bed, works at Goldman Sachs, and getting an M.S. in Comp Sci from NYU. In all honesty, I don't think I'd wife, but I'd put her in the starting five :yeshrug:
 

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She was good in bed, works at Goldman Sachs, and getting an M.S. in Comp Sci from NYU. In all honesty, I don't think I'd wife, but I'd put her in the starting five :yeshrug:

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Be single, breh.
 

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Last night I brought home a Black Brazilian bytch from Tinder and smashed on the first night. shyt was so good :ohlawd:

Only problem is that I already have a girl :snoop:. She's a good girl too--great in the sack, triple D breasts, big booty (face is kinda lacking tho :scusthov:)--but she can be a little too sarcastic, condescending, and bossy.

I feel conflicted. I'm not gonna wife up a chick who fukked me on the first date, but this girl is nicer than my current girl, smarter, and has a prettier face. She's a bit of a pushover though, and in all honesty, I kind of like domineering women like my girlfriend :ld:. I'm not sure if that's good for the long term though.

Maybe I should continue dating my current girl and smash the Brazilian on the side :jawalrus:

:blessed: it's the american way!!!
 

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The women make you do it. Some of these whores are so fine and so thirsty they leave you with no choice but to cheat. Some things women will never understand.
 

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The women make you do it. Some of these whores are so fine and so thirsty they leave you with no choice but to cheat. Some things women will never understand.
TBH, I kinda looked at it that way too. That Brazilian chick kept blowing up my phone last weekend. I knew I had to fukk her otherwise she would explode. It was a mercy fukk and my dikk was Jesus.
 

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TBH, I kinda looked at it that way too. That Brazilian chick kept blowing up my phone last weekend. I knew I had to fukk her otherwise she would explode. It was a mercy fukk and my dikk was Jesus.
Generals are telling national security secrets to jumpoffs. These women will never understand how powerful the urge to tap that wet wet really is let alone a beautiful bytch throwing herself at you.
 
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