Y'all Ever Got Hit With That [spoiler] ether from your crush as a young breh? :wow:

[3:30]

That would have been the L of the century taking in her with no job and her 4 Kids

lol yeah it would . i remember one time this chick told me to "cum inside her" and a whole hypothetical life flashed before my eyes

i had to pull out and keep from laughin in her face

 

[Just like bruddas]

Between the ages of 25-29 i made it my mission to smash all my high school crushes.

Of course after I done realize if they was in their prime I wouldnt have a snowball chance in hell, most of them are 3 kids in with baby daddies to boot working as dental assistants or wal mart. So I gave up my vendetta and just ...

As for the stories, when i wake up I'll bless yall with my failures

 

[concise]

oh snap, I still remember the Red Lobster biscuits story from

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

It wasn't exactly direct ether towards me but I felt that shyt

Chick was in the 8th grade and I was in the 6th, but I wanted it bad . I wrote her a letter straight from the heart (shyt took me a few hours at home ), but I l punked out and left it anonymous in case she clowned me.




Like an hour into classes I faked a bathroom break, trekked all the way to the other side of the school building to the 8th grader lockers and stuffed that shyt in her locker and ran. I was watching her from the cut all day on some real Orange Juice Jones just to see if the letter had my desired effect on her. I did everything I had to do just to get glimpses of her the entire day and I'm not ashamed of it


When the 8th graders had lunch: "Can I go to the bathroom " Then I walked to the cafeteria

When the 8th graders had recess: "I got to go the bathroom all day". Then I walked down to the fields

When she had gym class: " I don't have any more hall passes but I gotta pee " Then I walked to peek through gym door window



Fast forward to the end of the day when it's time to get on the bus. Of course, everybody wants to sit in the back . I was trying to orchestrate the shyt to where I could sit either behind, in front, or the row beside her and her friend. Of course, some corny ass dudes from her grade was buzzing around and I had to sit like 2 rows behind her.

We're riding and I'm blocking everything out and honing in on her convo. Her friend was like, "Let's show Antonio the letter ". Ol' boy was the roast kang and all the girls were crushing on him. He looked like a fake ass Lil JJ was his dusty ass cornrows






She hands him the letter and everybody in the back starts huddling up and he's reading my shyt loud as fukk, making sure it burned real good., but my focus wasn't on what he thought. fukkers were laughing, cracking jokes and passing my letter around the whole ride and midway through my boo was like,


"Look at the nikka's handwriting. It looks like one of them anger management class kids wrote it ". They gave it back to her and she was like, "Ewww, I don't want that bullshyt" and then she tossed it out the window into traffic

Somebody suggested that it was this little dustbunny named Marvin and everybody started picking on him. shyt was vicious. He was mad as fukk. Better him than me


On the outside, I was laughing with everybody else, but on the inside I was straight

I was so hurt that my stomach hurt. I couldn't eat. I didn't want to go outside and play ball. All I did was play Vice City halfheartedly and feel asleep in my school clothes in the middle of the afternoon


The soundtrack was hitting my soul, too








Cliff notes:

-I wrote my older crush an anonymous letter

-I stalked my crush all day

-I was roasted by my crush and all the kids on the back of the school bus anonymously

- Marvin the dust-bunny got hit with a stray

 

[The_Sheff]

Im missing something like a mufukka cause i swear i see the words "cousin" and "backshots" in that story and nobody has said shyt.

 

[Ribbs]

The "aww sweetie" must have hurt. I've gotten those from broads I had no interest in.

Hun, sweetie, dear. Chill ma.

 

[Sassy]

Yes. Lol YEARS later. . . This it how it happened. . I had got out the Navy. . .I had just broke up with this chick. . I was walking to my car and I see her. . . Walking on the sidewalk. . I FREEZE. I had not seen her in about 6 years. . . but she looked pretty much the same. .Titties were even fatter. My goal was to dip without her seeing me. . ( I did not know then that she was best friends with my parents. )

As I am getting in she SEES ME. Comes running over!! We get to talking and catching up. . It seems since college her life turned to shyt. She met bad dude after bad dude. . Her moms died. . And her grandmother. . So she quit school to raise her daughter. . Ended up getting preggo again so she has a boy too. . Dude of course is long gone. . She is living on section 8. . No job. . etc. I was only looking to hit. . Ass and titties were magnificent. We talk. . Got to a park and chill. . She did not know that I was leaving to move back to Fla next week. . I kept that to myself.

We go to her house. . I met her kids. . She puts them to bed. We go in her room and are bout to get to business. . I have the titties out. When we hear somebody knocking on the front door.


We are on the second floor but we can hear this young dude yellingfrom outside. . EBONY!! EBONY! I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!!


Me - who is that?

Her - This young buck.

Me - ( i peek out the window and see a teenager ) Oh thats your dude?

Her - He lives down the street with his moms. . He is 18. . . Yes . . he is kinda my dude.

Me -



Dude knocks for a bit then eventually leaves. I am not mad at her. . I am just laughing at her choices. . I am sucking titties. . I then freeze cause I dont have any condoms. . fukkkkkkkk!!!!! But I was like. . Welllllll. . I am owed this puss. . I was bout to go in anyway. When SHE fukked up. . .Right before I am getting ready to enter her she says. .

Her - General I love you and have always loved youuuuuuuu.. . . Promise me that by us doing this we will be together!

Me - ( I stopped. . .The big General was literally inches away from puss ) Hold up. . .You have a man. . . What are you talking about????



It was like what she said snapped me out of a p*ssy haze I was in. . Then common sense came rushing back into me and I was I cant go raw in this with no condom!! She has the big hips and titties. . She is mad fertile!! And she is fukking crazy. Talkingbout we are going to be together when I just heard her dude yelling. . . . I and put on my pants and left. . Drove home dikk hard as fukk. . When I was getting dressed she was literally in hysterics. . . She told me years later that her plan was to get preggo. . . I dodged a fukkin bullet brehs.



Now two years later I am in FLA. . Been down here for a minute. . We had lost contact when I dipped to FLA cause I never gave her my info . .And my parents would not give it to her. . She contacted my punk ass brother and he told her tho. She called me and I had just got out of another relationship. . We get to chatting over the next few weeks. . .And I was down for her to come on down and stay with me for a week. . .We were setting it up . .When she calls me one day

Her - Oh General I messed up!

Me - Whats up? You preggo?

Her- YESSSS!!!!

Me - Oh shyt!!! I was just kidding!!



She was . . seeing a guy. . Of course something she failed to mention. . And he is a 30 year old working part time at a movie theater. . She is all cause she is starting over AGAIN with a kid. . I literally hit her with the have a nice life. .


Fast forward 4 MORE YEARS!!! I had not heard from her since that convo. . She had ANOTHER kid by the deadbeat. Then he leaves her for her best friend. . And gets her preggo. So now she is a 30+ years old,. . 4 kids. . No job. No career. Living on welfare. . Never married. She is a statistic.

Its crazy at one point we were both college students. . Since she shytted on me her life literally went in the . I was coming home for Xmas. . .Met up with her. . Slayed the puss unmercifully. I was home for a week. . I would party and hang out all day with my peoples. . Then go over her house at 2 or 3 am. . fukk her to sleep and leave in the morning. . . The day I was supposed to drive back to FLA she told me to come by her house on the way out. . I of course did not. .

She called me and I am on the highway. . She was mad as fukkk!! Why didnt you come??? I was I got to get home. . She had convinced herself that I was going to take her and her four kids BACK to FLA with me She had bags packed and all.

Sounds like she has major issues...welp, at least karma bit her in the ass and you got the puh so Sorry she did you like that though. But you dodged that bullet .

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

pic/vids of the "interaction" or i'm callin ducktales

 

[Jone2three45]

@General Mills in the end would you say she really liked you but was damaged goods or instead she saw you had a bright future ahead of yourself and view you as an escape?

 

[beezy]

This story had it all.. the buildup of suspense, the soul crushing ether, the redemption, the humor and relatable imagery

5 star thread

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

That Tiger Woods photo gets me every time

 

[Supercoolmayo]

@General Mills should made a new thread with that story

 

[newworldafro]

Somebody smiley that Tiger...might be a top 10 unremixed smiley draft pick

 

[scarlxrd]

Had my first crush hit me with that "You're Like 12" ether and crip walked all over my heart

 

[peppe]

that moment the neighborhood thot curved me when mad nikkas where smashing each week.

That hurt, how do you get rejected from a hoe that gives it to everyone except you.