Yall ever had a Jewish lawyer?

[Wise]

Did it live up to the hype for you?

"Everybody acting funny like I aint coming home, my lawyer is Jewish, my money is long, you know that its on" - Styles P

"Good Jewish lawyer turn a 10 to a 2-4" - Also SP

"We buy the jury, our lawyers are Jewish" - Killa Cam

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Yes. State offered 3. I did less than a year

He even got me on the work release program for my last few months.....To go to college

Cost like4 racks though. He fought my case for almost a whole year

Just a bunch of pushing back dates and shyt and politicking with the lames in the States Attorney offices.

Any lawyer could have did the same, didn't have to be Jewish.

Get a Jewish public defender and tell me how that works out for you

 

[Born2BKing]

They talk fast, so don't think slow.

 

[mortuus est]

african hood lawyers are the best

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Public defenders should just die.

 

[Suge Knight]

Public defenders should just die.

This!!

Mine got me 3 years, if I had money at the time I would got maybe a year tops

 

[Wise]

african hood lawyers are the best

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Nah breh I keeps it hood all the way around. You feel me?

 

[mortuus est]

Meet The Lawyer Thug Law Representing Lil Boosie Trill Ent On Their Attempted Murder Charge - YouTube

 

[Raymond Cyst]

Nah, but I once got a lapdance from an eskimo.

 

[Wise]

They are smart that in addition to using the actual law they use personable strategy (i.e. this judge hates guns but I'll take him anyday on a sexual assault, delay it for 2 weeks cause the lenient prosecutor gets off vaca, etc)

They are sneaky with money though lol. Something they could do without extra paper and through 2 emails, they ask for 3gs and it gets done immediately. Always tries to get me to admit to some ish though lol

Me after correcting him on a few mistakes


Me: People say I got good memory, I guess maybe cause I dont drink or smoke

Him: Yeah, you just sell

Me: Sell what?

Him: Just kidding

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Public defenders should just die.

Scum breh. Around 18/19 years old I got arrested over a BS assault charge. It was a bs case but I was still facing a felony. A public defender convinced me to take a plea bargain that had me pleading guilty to a lower misdemeanor assault that would be sealed in 6 months. Long story short, I could've beat that case easily because it was a family thing, and my family member would've never cooperated with the DA.

 

[razassin]

Got me a jewish lawyer and a jewish doctor...

My legal and health game untouchable...

So when I OD on drugs or pull out choppaz...

Both of em tellin' me ''Nobody touchin' you''....

 

[606onit]

Scum breh. Around 18/19 years old I got arrested over a BS assault charge. It was a bs case but I was still facing a felony. A public defender convinced me to take a plea bargain that had me pleading guilty to a lower misdemeanor assault that would be sealed in 6 months. Long story short, I could've beat that case easily because it was a family thing, and my family member would've never cooperated with the DA.

U get that sealed?
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