Ya'll ever troll telemarketers?

[Wildin]

Theres this company...idk vitalabs or some shyt, they called my phone from 541-233-2304 and at first I was confused as shyt like "Who?" then "How did you get my number?" then a bytch hung up so im like surely I get a call back roughly 3 hrs later from the same number. These are all arab\indian motherfukkers so, im talkin mad shyt, they arent based in the US so im threatening their children, im threatening to rape the women and murder the men...they kept hanging up on me and id call back and talk more shyt. I realized you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, so I keep telling them, im gonna order but im going to get my credit card, but while im doing that im talking mad shyt.

Im surprising myself because im saying some real vile shyt, my roommate laughed at first, now he's just like because im saying some real fukked up shyt, i brought one broad to tears then finally I called back and my number was blocked, so I used a google voice acct...they ended up blocking that too and I just found a second number online thats associated 773-554-3796...I got the next 2 days off and I dont have any productive tasks...

Does anybody know how to record phone conversations to PC i'll post some of them and try to bring a bytch to tears again...like I said they aint in the US...they'd have the swat team kickin down the door after some of the shyt ive said. Terroristic threat charges and shyt...

 

[havoc00]

I do sometimes, but sometimes I feel bad cause they jus doin there job

 

[Wildin]

I do sometimes, but sometimes I feel bad cause they jus doin there job

thats how I usually feel, but they got me on a day when I didnt have shyt to do.

theres something liberating of giving someone 14 digits of your credit cards and telling them if they want the last 2 to bark like a fukking dog....then when they do it...

"Thank you for calling vitalabs..yadda yadda would like to try a free sample"
Me: "No thanks, I would like to order a 30day supply"
"Ok sir, may I have your name?
Me: John Mcgillacuddy
"Thank you Mr Mcgillacuddy, may I have your address"
Me: "Your welcome, **provides fake address with real city and zip** and how are you doing today?"
"Im doing well sir, may I have your credit card number please?"
Me: "Yes its the expiration is 6/15 the numbers are 3434, 4424, 5534, 12...."
"Ok sir I have for the card number 34344424553412...im missing some numbers.
Me: Oh its 3434 4424 5534 12....
"Sir I am missing approximately 2 numbers "
Me: "Oh, how forgetful of me, are you ready?"
"Yes sir"
Me: Then bark like a dog
"Excuse me sir?"
Me: If you want to make commission off of this sale and you want the last 2 numbers of my credit card then I. want. you. to. bark. like. a. dog.
"Excuse me?"
Me: "NO, YOU HEARD ME! BARK LIKE THE LITTLE bytch THAT YOU ARE!"
"im sorry sir I cant do that."
Me: "YOU fukkING bytch! YOU BARK LIKE THE bytch YOU ARE RIGHT NOW!!! OR TELL ME THAT YOU DONT WANT A SALE AND MY MONEY ISNT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
"*mutters silently for a couple seconds**
Me: NOW!!
"i.....i.....i...cant do that sir"

it goes on for another 5-10 minutes before they hang up.

 

[DaRealness]

I've actually trolled the very same company I used to work for! No threats or anything extreme like that, but just giving them the most ridiculous answers I could think of. They didn't know who I was because this was like two years after I had left and in those kind of jobs people come and go on a regular basis anyway. This was back in the early 2000s.

 

[froggle]

My bro would always have me in tears with them telemarketers.


One time one of them called from the Wall Street Journal and my my bro was like "I can't read"

The guy was stuttering cause he had no idea what to say.

My bro went off on him for for making fun of him for being illiterate

That was so classic

 

[wild100sboy]

I havent done this but it's something I want to try now

 

[Regular Developer]

O i got one of those calls from this guy saying "Your Windows PC is infected."

Me: How do you know?
Him:Your computer sent us an error message
Me:Thats funny, I dont have the internet
Him:You don't? erm..How do you check your email?
Me:I go to the library
Him *click*

That made me feel good for a lil bit. I am just glad im into computers, cause I am sure mad people get caught with the okie doke from these guys.

 

[Bilz]

These people are all going from a script. It has exact questions and prompts of yes/no at the end of each question. They're usually graded and evaluated by how well they do this so to really fukk with them, fukk with the order of the questions by skipping forward or ahead in their line of questioning or start asking completely random questions that they'll have no way of creating ad hoc responses for.

It's really a hellish dehumanizing job to have so I don't really fukk with them that much anymore unless they call at a stupid time. It's the owners of these direct marketing companies that really deserve to get trolled.

 

[havoc00]

It's really a hellish dehumanizing job to have so I don't really fukk with them that much anymore unless they call at a stupid time. It's the owners of these direct marketing companies that really deserve to get trolled.

This thats why I feel bad fukking with them, I know its not there fault

 

[Patriarch]