Urbanmiracle
Brooklyn the planet...
At my current job, its filled with women who crave attention and simps who don't mind giving it. Ive dabbled in the company ink, I dated 5 girls and fukked 4 of em. One got fired, one transferred, two work on another shift so I don't see them directly like that. But if I do OT, there is one that gives me the side eye. I just go up and say hey and go about my day. But there is drama at work. My co-workers all be running through the same girls. One cat got two baby mothers in the same section on the same shift and they just exchange mean looks all day long. Hilarious. And he has a wife at home.
This one cat who is married to a co-worker, had one his subordinates stay at his crib claiming she was homeless. He was smashing the guts when his wife came home early on a hunch. She grabbed the gun and shot the dude in the chest. She still in jail but he came back to work a few weeks ago. We call him Iron man for the hole in his chest.
One dude was giving these girls the herps and one gave it to her husband. All types of wild shyt at my job. Good thing I wear gloves and give head nods and not daps..
This one cat who is married to a co-worker, had one his subordinates stay at his crib claiming she was homeless. He was smashing the guts when his wife came home early on a hunch. She grabbed the gun and shot the dude in the chest. She still in jail but he came back to work a few weeks ago. We call him Iron man for the hole in his chest.
One dude was giving these girls the herps and one gave it to her husband. All types of wild shyt at my job. Good thing I wear gloves and give head nods and not daps..
... Low key she know what I be doing, but I've always kept it 100 with her, like "yo, we cool and all but that don't mean I ain't hawking if you walking by wearing something that makes me happy"... She got the meanest walk, too. We got this regional meeting in San Diego in a couple weeks, and I'm actually glad she ain't going cause I think it would be possible for ya man to slip up... She always telling me how she enjoys kicking it with me and she wish she was going to San Diego so we could hang out.... 
" We leaving on a Tuesday, but some have the option to fly out a day earlier or stay a day later after the meeting. I was thinking about flying out early to see my homeboy who lives in San Diego, but I would have had to foot the bill for an extra day in the hotel. So this one white broad, she got three other broads in the department to fly out that Monday, and was like "well you can just stay in our room" I was like 
and she said, "yeah, you can have one bed, Margaret (she's a little person) can have the sofa, and me and Andrea will share a bed. I left it like "whateva" but this broad started hitting me up on the company IM talmbout "did you switch your flight yet?" Even at this happy hour last week, her dude fell through, and she was already a lil turnt up, and she introduced him to me like "he's gonna stay in the room with us in San Diego". This lil white dude looked at me like 
and I was like 
cause I was shocked at ol girl putting it out there like that. But I saw how mad the white dude was getting, so I start looking at him like 
.... I ain't staying in the room with these broads, cause I know if something goes even a lil bit sideways, I can get hemmed up even if I wasn't doing anything. But I will be curious to see how all these broads act on a business trip...
why flirt in the first place if you don't want the shyt going further than what it is. That's why I've retired from trying to fukk with chicks at work
type of way, it's a wrap.
