Yall know Kratos finna die in GOW2 right?

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Kratos dies early in the story :troll:

Turns out his kid is a bisexual and meets a demon girl :troll:

They have sexy time :troll:

Then suddenly half way through the story you have to play as whoever killed kratos:troll:


Acculminating in a knock down drag out brawl :troll:


Oh yeah, and the demon girl ends up was pregnant the entire time and the baby daddy gets merked :troll:
 

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Kratos dies early in the story :troll:

Turns out his kid is a bisexual and meets a demon girl :troll:

They have sexy time :troll:

Then suddenly half way through the story you have to play as whoever killed kratos:troll:


Acculminating in a knock down drag out brawl :troll:


Oh yeah, and the demon girl ends up was pregnant the entire time and the baby daddy gets merked :troll:
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wait a min


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Kratos dies early in the story :troll:

Turns out his kid is a bisexual and meets a demon girl :troll:

They have sexy time :troll:

Then suddenly half way through the story you have to play as whoever killed kratos:troll:


Acculminating in a knock down drag out brawl :troll:


Oh yeah, and the demon girl ends up was pregnant the entire time and the baby daddy gets merked :troll:
you joke :troll:but loki does have sex with stallion Svaðilfari, Loki is the mother—giving birth in the form of a mare—to the eight-legged horse Sleipnir.:dame:
 

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Kratos dies early in the story :troll:

Turns out his kid is a bisexual and meets a demon girl :troll:

They have sexy time :troll:

Then suddenly half way through the story you have to play as whoever killed kratos:troll:


Acculminating in a knock down drag out brawl :troll:


Oh yeah, and the demon girl ends up was pregnant the entire time and the baby daddy gets merked :troll:

Throw in some Egyptian mythology with dimension hopping and I’m down :wow::troll:
 
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