Yall ni99as wasn't lying bout females not being funny

[BrothaZay]

I only met two funny females in my life. And by funny I dont mean that they can make you chuckle every now and then, i mean they could actually have you cracking up.

One is my aunt, and the other is a girl i went to HS with.

Other than that females are corny as hell

 

[Buckeye Fever]

They try

 

[#1 pick]

No. To be funny these days you have to have a brand of cynicism and mild - extreme heartlessness to make people laugh. If shes watching the comedians on our airwaves in 2012 chances are, she fits these characteristics which will make it a little difficult to find a decent man because typically funny women tend to be a tad neurotic which often times, is the cousin, of demonic, friend.

She's beautiful, extremely smart, and a virgin. I think that scares dudes away but the hood n**gas seem to approach her, I almost had to whoop some a** at her prom date. He didn't even show up to pick her up.

Her and her friends were all single and virgins except for one who was fast. If I was in HS with them, I wish we would have had extremely attractive Black girls, I would have left the whites ones alone.

Spoiler

Probably not

The Black boys don't like the Black girls no more in HS since the Whites ones want all the Black boys. Oh well, I'm happy. Too bad she's in college. Mom said she's a showstopper now when they go out

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

THIS IS THE fukkING TRUTH

i would say 2 out of 10 females are funny, the rest are fukking corny as hell. we just laugh at they jokes cause we want some p*ssy, have a nikka like on the outside but on the inside we be like

 

[Mr. Somebody]

My woman made me laugh last night. We're in bed, i have my back to her trying to get some shut eye and shes talking up a storm.

I was like sweety i cant talk anymore i have to go to sleep I have to be up at 6.

She says,

*6 o clock on the dot in a drop top crusing the streets? *

Im like
ok usher

But then she starts giggling, amused at herself and im like



- her

 

[ThiefyPoo]

@ANewClassic @RandomRN86 @Token @Juicy @Marty Thee Don
Are hilarious

 

[TheArchitect]

My mother was a source of pure comedy growing up, but she's one of the types that are purely unintentional....

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[ThiefyPoo]

My woman made me laugh last night. We're in bed, i have my back to her trying to get some shut eye and shes talking up a storm.

I was like sweety i cant talk anymore i have to go to sleep I have to be up at 6.

She says,

*6 o clock on the dot in a drop top crusing the streets? *

Im like
ok usher

But then she starts giggling, amused at herself and im like



- her

That's relationship humor breh

 

[incredible1]

Wow that's lame

 

[MAKAVELI25]

The worst part about females is when they DO make a joke thats genuinely funny (which is very, very rare), they find someway to kill it. A chick will say something that'll have me then she'll try to stretch it out and have everyone in the room .

 

[dontreadthis]

a lot of these pictures on instagram been havin me dyin today though...

 

[humble Hermit]

She's legit funny.....but she's half gorilla so

 

[Mr. Somebody]

That's relationship humor breh

Wow, what a common hater.

 

[Rich Spirit]

only time ive seen girls that are funny is when theyre tomboys n they got a bunch of brothers.

this