I actually really wanted to join the Marine Corp when I was in high school. Then one day a teacher told me I was saying it wrong because I was saying Marine Corp and pronouncing the P when it's supposed to be said like Marine Core.
I swear to god that shiit angered me and I don't even know why. Thought they were so stupid for saying Core instead of Corp. I said fukk that shiit I'm going to college
Fast forward and now I don't have PTSD and am not a socially awkward lame. Best decision of my life. Thank you Mr. Schmidt