
That would be a dope ass situation.
“And just how the fukk do you plan on digging yourself out of this hole?!”
*sexy older boss lady says as she uncrosses her endless chocolate legs in anger. Her choice to wear thigh high stockings, under her pencil skirt, and 6inch peep toe heels, lets 987654321 know that a simply apology won’t suffice this time.*
“It seems like you’ll only be good for ONE thing around this office…a pet”

*987654321 take’s one last look at his loving family on my phone’s Home Screen before turning it over. He slowly gets down on his knees, as he’s forced to choose his girl and children going hungry for Thanksgiving and betraying those who love him the most to keep his job*
“I-I guess I’ll just have to do whatever it takes, ma’am…I’ll dig as deep and far as you need…”