Captain Crunch
Veteran
That was bullshyt, this could of been the GOAT ASG, now it's gonna be average. 
At least Harvey starting

At least Harvey starting

but then they gonna be saying how the NL ROY; which he will be, aint make the ASG
Eehhhhhhh, Miller and Fernandez will have something to say about that.
It's too bad he's stuck on the Marlins, because Jose Fernandez is every bit as exciting to watch as Puig.
Puig will finish the year with a good but not great line....something like .310/.335/.460 probably.
He's going to hit a "slump" and everyone will talk about how it's the "rookie wall" or some stupid shyt......but in reality it will be simple regression to the mean.
His BABIP is fukking .480.
Miguel Cabrera's is .380.
Yes, but anyone who honestly thinks he'll finish at .400 is just either:def one of the most irritating about the fans is thinking that he could somehow continue to keep hitting 400+
this game been around over 100 years and how many times has that been done for one season? a handful. and for a career? never
the expectations are so high the only way he can go is down in the casual fans eyes. kinda sad in a way
Well this is how we gonna' do this:
fukk the red announcer,
fukk papelbum,
fukk MLB as a staff, voters, and as a mother fukking crew.
And if you want to be down with the all-star game,
Then fukk you too
brave fans , fukk you too.
All you mother fukkers,
fukk you too.
All of y'all mother fukkers,
fukk you, die slow motherfukker.
My four four (.44 magnum) make sure all your kids don't grow.
PUIG PAC