Yea, you get coochie

[MeachTheMonster]

So you really dont see the difference in having a girlfriend, and asking a internet broad 400 miles away for naked pictures and clit riding all of her unfunny ass post

Yes there is a big difference. But in order to have that girlfriend you probably laughed at some unfunny shyt, watched some stupid shyt, bought some extra shyt, accepted some shyt you normaly wouldn't. All simpish behavior according to The-Coli outside of this thread.

 

[rapdonttweet]

Simping is the opposite of Pimping. A hoe is a promiscuous lady. I don't think the people in this thread understand what simping is. Dude was so called exposed cause he Pm'd a bytch asking for Coochie. How else do you get Coochie without asking. Like i said dudes on here wanna act all hard like they are above asking for Coochie, then turn around and say they got a girl. That shyts mad corny

Simping is putting a female above yourself. These posters are gassing up a female they don't know and have never even met. Saying they would do anything to get with her. That my friend, is simping.

 

[BrothaZay]

Yes there is a big difference. But in order to have that girlfriend you probably laughed at some unfunny shyt, watched some stupid shyt, bought some extra shyt, accepted some shyt you normaly wouldn't. All simpish behavior according to The-Coli outside of this thread.

speak for yourself nikka

Is it really that hard to believe its nikkas in the world who dont simp

I can tell you're a drake fan

 

[rapdonttweet]

Yes there is a big difference. But in order to have that girlfriend you probably laughed at some unfunny shyt, watched some stupid shyt, bought some extra shyt, accepted some shyt you normaly wouldn't. All simpish behavior according to The-Coli outside of this thread.

You're going about getting a girlfriend the wrong way if you have to change yourself to get her.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

This guy is really going hard defending himself. Simping or not its pathetic the stuff guys wrote to her

I'm out this thread

 

[MeachTheMonster]

speak for yourself nikka

Is it really that hard to believe its nikkas in the world who dont simp

I can tell you're a drake fan

You're going about getting a girlfriend the wrong way if you have to change yourself to get her.

See what I'm sayin on one hand you can't do things for women not even your girl. Or your listening to drake and changing yourself. Then your gonna tell me it's nothing wrong with being in a relationship.

Well you guys tell me. How do you engage in a healthy relationship without conceding anything? I'm not talking change yourself but maybe getting peporoni instead of sausage this time. Or listening to a goofy story about some shyt you don't care about. These are the type of things people do who are in a relationship. I'm not saying all the time but SOMETIMES you will concede SOME things.

 

[BrothaZay]

Meach,

Spoiler

you a fucc nikka, df outta here

 

[MeachTheMonster]

[/B]Simping is putting a female above yourself.[/B]These posters are gassing up a female they don't know and have never even met. Saying they would do anything to get with her. That my friend, is simping.

I put my wife above myself all the time, and she does the same for me. Is that simping? Or do two simps cancel each other out

 

[James Carter]

You can't even dis simps in the coli because the shyt has become the norm.

Come on, brehs. Simping over chicks in different states? That's a clear sign that you're not getting much love locally.

damn thats the truth. When you the only thing real, really you the only thing fake

 

[rapdonttweet]

See what I'm sayin on one hand you can't do things for women not even your girl. Or your listening to drake and changing yourself. Then your gonna tell me it's nothing wrong with being in a relationship.

Well you guys tell me. How do you engage in a healthy relationship without conceding anything? I'm not talking change yourself but maybe getting peporoni instead of sausage this time. Or listening to a goofy story about some shyt you don't care about. These are the type of things people do who are in a relationship. I'm not saying all the time but SOMETIMES you will concede SOME things.

How is listening to a goofy story simping? That's called having a conversation, even if it isn't that interesting. It's something I would do for the homeless dude on the bus, just out of respect.

As far as listening to Drake with her or watching some girlie movie, breh, your girl has her girlfriends for that why would she need you? Your time with your girl should be reserved for things you would both enjoy.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Do you know what simpish behavior is? Hint: its not mutual love and affection between a man and a woman.

Well, if it's all of that, why are y'all reading so much into light flirting jokes looking for drama? Most of the shyt here is not bad/has been over exaggerated by Zay, but y'all are still hyping it up as something.

The women don't seem to be complaining about these dudes, y'all the only ones on the outside looking in steeze.

Dudes are kickin the shyt with bytches while y'all analyze and stalk their every move.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I'll chime in with my 2 cents. Simpin is in fact jockin a byttch online that u don't know. Sendin the byytch pics, writin poetry, gettin all mushy and tryna make an emotional "fling." I see it all the time, not just on the coli, but on twitter & facebook. Nyygaz be jockin these byytches so hard. As soon as a byytch puts a new picture up. These thirsty nyggaz be like "damn ma, u lookin right" "shoot me that number" "I'll drink yo bathwater". "I'll eat that box" "I'll take care of u" Lame shhyt like that! Nyggaz need to get off that bullshytt. Real talk. I'm talkin from the perspective of a playa. Playaz abide by certain rules, regulations and guidelines and simpin to a byytch online ain't in the playa rulebook.some of yal nyggaz may get mad at me, but idgaf. Real nyggaz & real playaz who really get byytches in real life are gonna feel exactly what I'm talm bout!

 

[#1 pick]

You on here thirst'n over hookers who will never see you in person, but yea, you get coochie

You on here simpin fonts, but yea, you get coochie

You on here in girls PM boxes tryna simp and get naked pics, but yea, you get coochie

You worry about having rep power on an internet message board, but yea, you get coochie

You desperately try to get message board females to dap your pic, but yea, you get coochie

You dont get coochie, but yea, you get coochie

 

[MeachTheMonster]

How is listening to a goofy story simping? That's called having a conversation, even if it isn't that interesting. It's something I would do for the homeless dude on the bus, just out of respect.

As far as listening to Drake with her or watching some girlie movie, breh, your girl has her girlfriends for that why would she need you? Your time with your girl should be reserved for things you would both enjoy.

So every movie you watch should be your choice? Every song you listen to should be one you like? Or else it's simping?

 

[rapdonttweet]

Well, if it's all of that, why are y'all reading so much into light flirting jokes looking for drama? Most of the shyt here is not bad/has been over exaggerated by Zay, but y'all are still hyping it up as something.

The women don't seem to be complaining about these dudes, y'all the only ones on the outside looking in steeze.

Dudes are kickin the shyt with bytches while y'all analyze and stalk their every move.

Two things: yeah the women aren't complaining, they're laughing at these clowns and getting an ego boost. And lmao at calling those pms "kicking it with bytches."