Yo am I buggin, or is every single male on the coli 6ft +

[Rominati]

Before the Coli I thought I was living a regular life.

Now im outchea doing stretches and studying for my IT certs erry night . Didnt realize I was suppose be seeing 6 figures by 25, and be 6ft in the 6 series to pull these foreign brazillian dimes

 

[Larry Lobster]

 

[Blackout]

6'3

 

[Illuminatos]

I'm 5'9" but convert that into internet measurements and I'm 6'5".

 

[brickfare]

The gene pool this place pulls is incredible

Be the most random threads too where these nikkas be randomly blurting out their stats too, like they on a dating website or sumtin

we tryna get chose, breh

 

[Jesus]

OP sounding hurt and shyt....

 

[Rominati]

OP sounding hurt and shyt....

I am man. My life is SOOOOOo turrible


According to Coli standards and metrics at least

 

[How Sway?]

i'm 6 ft, I make 6 figures I got a 6 series, i got 6 certs, my crib is 6,000 sq/ft, and I've been to six continents

Spoiler

But you wont catch me smashing a 6. In fact I only fukk with 10's and 9.5's anything less is a failure

 

[Jesus]

I am man. My life is SOOOOOo turrible


According to Coli standards and metrics at least

80% nikkas here are using some kind of govt. assistance.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

if you look at that height thread with the poll, you see that most of the people(dudes) that voted are around 5'11-6'0.

 

[newworldafro]

5"10'' ...... I used up all my growth hormones on the front end .... was in the ranks of the tallest cats starting in 4th grade ..... got hit with the "damn you tall for your age" for awhile..... that 10 year old ego was ..... got to middle school and all of sudden there was a few more cats that were around the same height so, I was maybe number 12 tallest among all the boys in 6th grade...then all of a sudden hormones said "fukk out here ...we done" ..... and shiit slowed and just quit..., and cats that I was taller than for the longest shot up past me like jack and beanstalk ...and through high school you know how that goes .... giants walking around and shiit ... I'm good though ...... ............. ............................................................................................................................................................................unless they got some MollyHeightJuice ... (don't take my idea brehs )

 

[observe]

I'm like 5'10 and a half I think....perfect height to hop fences when you running from the K9 sniffing mutts

 

[MercuryHayes]

I've been 6'3.5 since i was 14 so I say 6'4

#faxonly

 

[mamba]

i'm 6 ft, I make 6 figures I got a 6 series, i got 6 certs, my crib is 6,000 sq/ft, and I've been to six continents

Spoiler

But you wont catch me smashing a 6. In fact I only fukk with 10's and 9.5's anything less is a failure

Don't forget the six pack abs to go along with all of that.

 

[john goodman]

5'9 but my dikks huge