yo, if none of my dunks impress you, then ban/neg me

[FrankyFourFingers]

If you said you were magics son id be inclined to believe you

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

I'm not hating I give you props that you can dunk, but you're tall and have the hops to dunk, so with that in mind the fact that you're not doing anything flashy none of the dunks are actually impressive. I'm 5'9'' and can't jump so I can't dunk, but I was a really good baseball player and a great fielder, this would be like me uploading a video of me taking routine grounders and some batting practice and asking if it's impressive. Now if I took like 20 swings and hit 15 hrs or was making some crazy diving catches that would be different (it would still be weird if I uploaded a video of it in slow motion set to some weird music), same as if you were doing some flashy shyt, some windmills or 360s I'd be impressed.

Add in the horrible music with the sex noises the chicks making and the slow motion and it's not only unimpressive, but pretty weird also. Nowhere near neg or ban worthy in my eyes though.

He actually has zero hops

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

This dude is NICE. As always, he comes through with videos, while everyone else posts nothing and talks shyt.

Btw, you dunk like my Jamaican homie named "Stretch", he's like 6'2 but has extremely long arms but can't run and dunk for shyt.

 

[Lifer11]

He actually has zero hops

I didn't say he had nice hops, I said he has the hops to dunk, which is self-evident.

 

[Lootpack]

Wow

5 star/rep

 

[CHICAGO]

THIS FAT nikka 6'8
AND STILL DUNKING OFF THE WRONG FOOT.





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[Rick Roller 10]

Ole Uncle Rico ass nikka..

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

He actually has zero hops

Facts. He just tall so he can reach the rim with ease.

 

[DonKnock]

Ole Uncle Rico ass nikka..

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

THIS FAT nikka 6'8
AND STILL DUNKING OFF THE WRONG FOOT.





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We should have a shooting contest or something where nikkas post videos

 

[Leonard Washington]

see you in 3 days breh

 

[Propaganda]

No fluidity or artistry in these dunks, breh.
Plus, you tall as hell and it adds more to my coli guys with height. who don't make the NBA and have no injury excuse are busters theory.

You should hide this, footage actually.


Art Barr

that, comma is incredible.

 

[Malta]

THIS FAT nikka 6'8
A



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I legit started laughing off the first sentence.

 

[DonKnock]

@Deflatedhoopdreams Thoughts?

 

[SAINT]

We should have a shooting contest or something where nikkas post videos

Breh set that up.


I know there should be ballers in here