yo, If you were to be obvserving yourself masterbate.............

[Blackking]

omg

I always feel guilty after I masturbate, like I should go to hell for it.

so id probably be disgusted with myself.

So y don't you just wait for man to come along then??

@flea

 

[Ashley Banks]

So y don't you just wait for man to come along then??

@flea

if i feel guilty after masturbating imagine how guilty I would feel after doing sex with a man

 

[flea]

So y don't you just wait for man to come along then??

@flea

Because she's a normal human being bruh

 

[the cac mamba]

yo idy why but i hate when people spell it with an 'e'

 

[Supercoolmayo]

wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary. I like to record myself sometimes to improve on my technique. it's the key to being one of the greats.

Damn you ain't a QB bro

 

[Colicat]

I've had this thought while masturbating and lost my motivation... it's always like ... go get some dikk fool...

 

[Blackking]

Because she's a normal human being bruh

lol,, so is this why you say I'm weird?


anyway,,, i was offering you up to her , to help her out with her needs. She bout to break her fingers n shyt.

 

[Blackking]

I've had this thought while masturbating and lost my motivation... it's always like ... go get some dikk fool...

 

[BoogieDown23]

I would be like

 

[scarlxrd]

Sometimes my dog be watching me
he be like
then when i try to play with him hes like
they never loved us

Funniest shyt I've read all day

 

[miranda]

I've had this thought while masturbating and lost my motivation... it's always like ... go get some dikk fool...

porn just makes me angry and depressed.
like why aren't I getting any dyck? Then I want to go out and make bad decisions

 

[Kenny West]

It'd be

 

[R.O. Double]

I'd try to see what I was jacking off to and determine if it was worth that nut.


That post nut clarity is a muthafukka. You washing your dikk off in the sink while looking at your reflection going "Really, nikka!? Mature Mexican milf midget maids manipulating their mammaries with marmalade? That's what we doing now? Really?!!"

I don't know if I'm quoting it right, but it's true. "Porn becomes disgusting after you nut.

 

[el_oh_el]

i would start jerking off to me jerking off.

Jerk-ception

 

[Bryan Danielson]