Yo in 12 days I will be on leave from this $hit hole and in some Pu$$y

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Slap the shyt out of your dikk before you blow her back. You be aight
 

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Fly her and the kids...:wow:

well I going back to Jacksonville in a couple weeks to smash out this fine red-bone chic with dreads...too bad she got 2 kids...or I would wife

my ex hit me up too:whew:

im tempted to do that but i dont want to catch feelings and try and be with her for the 3rd time:beli:
 

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no irritation my g

:ohlawd:

also brah

believe it or not but get a D battery and circle her a$$hole counter clock-wise then rub extra virgin oil on her inner thigh- then get a fresh egg and tap it against her clit

then crack the egg in a bowl


the yoke will be black:leon:

you just exercised her inner demons and discharged toxins

and she will have the purest most spiritual orgasm ever:dead:

:gladbron::gladbron::gladbron::laff::laff::laff: yo wtffffffffffffff
 

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my ex hit me up too:whew:

im tempted to do that but i dont want to catch feelings and try and be with her for the 3rd time:beli:

You only live once.....I smashed a thick white girl that worked at Journeys in the mall ...same day I met her....3 piece of white p*ssy I ever got...:wow:
 

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And when you get back to America you'll still spend your weekends simping women you'll never meet and harassing them calling them men. fukk all those other remedies. You need a remedy to cure being allergic to p*ssy.
 

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yo Dubai is the shyt- i fly from here to Dubai when i go on leave

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go to the Moscow Hotel(if u stay there the girls are on the 9th floor SPA)
dial 2521 from your room and they will send 1 down:skip:
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The York Club--- has the best variety(esp Ethiopian) women
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The Broadway--has mostly Eastern Bloc broads(them skinny ass Russian chicks)
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i might have to PM u more info brah

:lolbron:

:dead: yooo you have stories for days :pachaha:

Aye is it true that they dont sell liquor there and drinking is illegal ? :what:
 

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:dead: yooo you have stories for days :pachaha:

Aye is it true that they dont sell liquor there and drinking is illegal ? :what:

kinda
you can drink in bars only
if you are caught on the street with alcohol u will go to jail

if get drunk at a bar u better go straight to your hotel
-being intoxicated in public(except the bar is illegal)

just like prostitution
it is illegal
BUT it is ok in some hotels

but you cant pick broads in the streets

some hotels, like the Moscow only allow u to get their girls---
if u try to bring in another escort from somewhere else they will call the cops on u:dwillhuh:
 

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you can drink in bars only
if you are caught on the street with alcohol u will go to jail

if get drunk at a bar u better go straight to your hotel
-being intoxicated in public(except the bar is illegal)

just like prostitution
it is illegal
BUT it is ok in some hotels

but you cant pick broads in the streets

some hotels, like the Moscow only allow u to get their girls---
if u try to bring in another escort from somewhere else they will call the cops on u:dwillhuh:

:mindblown: :ohhh: So you cant just walk up to ramdom women on the street, mall ect? The only way to get women there is to pay for them? :what:
 
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thats a serious dry run....
save hitting it from the back for last and
for Gawds sake dont look down!
:salute:


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Sonic Boom of the South

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:mindblown: :ohhh: So you cant just walk up to ramdom women on the street, mall ect? The only way to get women there is to pay for them? :what:
i mean prostitution is not legal in the streets- so if u are seen trying to get with one outside u will go to jail

Inbox me a pic of said p*ssy you will be in

naw that will be my girl brah
 

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Gef:
You have at least masturbated since July, though, correct?
If not, you will explode as soon as you lay EYES on your woman. <_<

--> aq out <--
 

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Gef:
You have at least masturbated since July, though, correct?
If not, you will explode as soon as you lay EYES on your woman. <_<

--> aq out <--




i practice kegal exercise daily
both methods: stop/start the flow of urine when urinating and flexing the erect penis *pause

and i practice tantric meditation
and core body temp modification

I think i will be ok

but nothing can prepare me to feel that wet vagina:ahh:
Praise be to Gawd:ohlawd:
 
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