Yo Prodigys book is RIDICULOUS

[Mac Ten]

I'm glad that P made the book...

It gave a clear depiction of what happened during each era of their career.


Lol at P punching Bolo for being a deadbeat.

Nigha didn't do shyt but had the gall to steal a piece of chicken that Papa Mobb brought after scraping many quarters and nickels.


My favorite scenes are when N.O.R.E got beat up like a prostitute and when the Mobb Deep crew chased Saigon out the venue as well as P getting stuck in the club with Twin and made some Chicken Nuggets and played pool.

R.i.P to Phantom Paragraphs P.

Your stories were entertaining to me.


How's the Fakey book? Was it cartoonish as this one was?

 

[Mac Ten]

Ever time he does Havoc's voice it has me

when Havoc shot buddy ass in Def Jams office

Hav was crying like a widow...

Dude was scared of getting locked up.

Mobb Deep was crazy. Nighas fighting in clubs with box cuttas, fighting on cruise ships, P round kicking a woman off the stage and then fighting the guard on some "What u gonna do??" steez.

 

[jensyao]

How's the Fakey book? Was it cartoonish as this one was?

ask the people who bought the book in this thread

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/qb-goon-lakey-the-kid-holds-havoc-hostage.996781/post-50573283

 

[Pop123]

Never bothered to read the book until now. Prodigy was supposed to kill half of the population of New York city. nikka makes Captain America look like a bytch.

Hahahhahhahahahahahhahajhaahhahaaa

 

[Kool]

That's not surprising. Mobb Deep as a group was always some fake corny sh*t.

Like... who's *ss was these little dude's supposed to be whooping?

 

[TrapHouse Rock]

Classic book

"I was gonna blast that bytch ass nikka right there outside the club, just as I begun to load my Springfield Model 1861 civil war era musket
I seen my dunn Optimus Prime standing right next to him smoking two blunts at the same time! I said damn I can't shoot son now
I'm mad cool wit all the Autobots, I used to stay in Detroit which is not that far from Cybertron they taught me how to do the robot
and everything so I gave him a pass"

 

[jensyao]

Classic book

"I was gonna blast that bytch ass nikka right there outside the club, just as I begun to load my Springfield Model 1861 civil war era musket
I seen my dunn Optimus Prime standing right next to him smoking two blunts at the same time! I said damn I can't shoot son now
I'm mad cool wit all the Autobots, I used to stay in Detroit which is not that far from Cybertron they taught me how to do the robot
and everything so I gave him a pass"

lmfao, i read that shyt in prodigy's voice in my mind

 

[Pop123]

Classic book

"I was gonna blast that bytch ass nikka right there outside the club, just as I begun to load my Springfield Model 1861 civil war era musket

. Literally like 37 different stories like this in the book.

“I was about to take bof them nikkas off the Planet Earth…I calmly pulled out the laser gun that I bought the day prior from this wild nikka from my block in Hempstead named Simon Phoenix but just as I began to point it at my intended targets, like a split second before my finger squeezed the trigger, my phone rang. I wiped the bead of sweat from my brow and answered…they hung up. When I looked up again my targets were gone..”

 

[Robbie3000]

Classic book

"I was gonna blast that bytch ass nikka right there outside the club, just as I begun to load my Springfield Model 1861 civil war era musket
I seen my dunn Optimus Prime standing right next to him smoking two blunts at the same time! I said damn I can't shoot son now
I'm mad cool wit all the Autobots, I used to stay in Detroit which is not that far from Cybertron they taught me how to do the robot
and everything so I gave him a pass"