Yo This Mamdani Shyt Is Hilarious

[Let A Fro Be A Fro]

He was born in Uganda and his middle name is Kwame

 

[HarlemHottie]

You know something is wrong with this forum when lipstick alley has had more in depth discussions about dude and his background where its informative than this forum with all these egotistical emotional posters who dont even know wtf they are talking about. These shills want to turn this forum into a brain drain.

What are they saying?

I'm suspicious too. It feels very Obama-like, very manufactured consent.

 

[karim]

Then Eric Adams lightened his skin, like oh he's a white guy






This shyt is jokes

There was a coli breh who tried to use the exact same angle to attack him

 

[Pazzy]

What are they saying?

I'm suspicious too. It feels very Obama-like, very manufactured consent.

They had a whole 24 page and ongoing discussion about it.

UPDATE - NYT: “ Mamdani IDd as Asian and African American on College Application” (and his father scammed too?!); Adams responds

I told yall in that other NYC mayoral thread that I didnt trust this Indian man, but yall were all kumbayah about it. Indians know they can scam and unabashedly stand on anti-Blackbess, chile... but ok Don't say y'all. Not my state not my problem. Whether it's Adams or this guy NYC still a...

www.lipstickalley.com

If lipstick alley is reading and exposing him as a fraud and giving out history lessons on top of that...

 

[88m3]

He was born in Uganda and his middle name is Kwame

He's African American

 

[HarlemHottie]

They had a whole 24 page and ongoing discussion about it.

I don't fw them like that. They issued a fatwa against me.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

They had a whole 24 page and ongoing discussion about it.

UPDATE - NYT: “ Mamdani IDd as Asian and African American on College Application” (and his father scammed too?!); Adams responds

I told yall in that other NYC mayoral thread that I didnt trust this Indian man, but yall were all kumbayah about it. Indians know they can scam and unabashedly stand on anti-Blackbess, chile... but ok Don't say y'all. Not my state not my problem. Whether it's Adams or this guy NYC still a...

www.lipstickalley.com

If lipstick alley is reading and exposing him as a fraud and giving out history lessons on top of that...

This is so ridiculous
He's of Asian descent and born in Uganda.
He chose African American because there was no option for Ugandan-American
He didn't choose African-American out of preference but out of a lack of other checkboxes.
You ever fill out one of those things? It's not like there's options for everyone, some people will have to choose the most genericly application option.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Interesting collection of media collection
Worth a watch

 

[MoshpitMazi]

You know something is wrong with this forum when lipstick alley has had more in depth discussions about dude and his background where its informative than this forum with all these egotistical emotional posters who dont even know wtf they are talking about. These shills want to turn this forum into a brain drain.

So go be with those bytches den faggit.

We don't respect you.

 

[Zime]

Hopefully he doesn't get Kamala'd

 

[Afro]

They had a whole 24 page and ongoing discussion about it.

UPDATE - NYT: “ Mamdani IDd as Asian and African American on College Application” (and his father scammed too?!); Adams responds

I told yall in that other NYC mayoral thread that I didnt trust this Indian man, but yall were all kumbayah about it. Indians know they can scam and unabashedly stand on anti-Blackbess, chile... but ok Don't say y'all. Not my state not my problem. Whether it's Adams or this guy NYC still a...

www.lipstickalley.com

If lipstick alley is reading and exposing him as a fraud and giving out history lessons on top of that...

This isn't more indepth than what we have here. They are going back and forth about what he put down on his college application.

We have our own thread here and it's 18 pages.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/mamdani-identified-as-asian-and-african-american-on-college-application.1090107/

Also, both there and here still fail at answering the question: If not him, who else?

 

[Lord Beasley]

They on his neck with fake shyt like MAGA. That don't work for everybody, dikkheads

 

[bnew]

Ravin Boodram (@rvbdrm.com)

mamdanitimes.com

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clanmccoll.bsky.social
Just like every single one of us has done many times.

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Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social)

Holy shyt, this is amazing [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Kombiz Lavasany (@kombiz.bsky.social)

Oh no! mamdanitimes.com

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donmoyn.bsky.social
Holy shyt, this is amazing

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Oh no! mamdanitimes.com

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mamdanitimes.com

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lol

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Eric Columbus (@ericcolumbus.bsky.social)

This site is gold: mamdanitimes.com

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ericcolumbus.bsky.social
This site is gold:

mamdanitimes.com

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Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social)

Holy shyt, this is amazing [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Kombiz Lavasany (@kombiz.bsky.social)

Oh no! mamdanitimes.com

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donmoyn.bsky.social
Holy shyt, this is amazing

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kombiz.bsky.social
Oh no! mamdanitimes.com

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donmoyn.bsky.social
mamdanitimes.com

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donmoyn.bsky.social
Genuinely want to know who did this (you can also generate your own headline)

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jennynougat.bsky.social
LOLLLL...

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mirandayaver.bsky.social
Oh my

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pseudofootball.bsky.social
lol

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katiecgray.bsky.social
Came here to post this one!

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balmachreuchie.bsky.social
That’s genius. The NYT deserves to be mocked like this on a drip feed.

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knut.dundasmora.no
wow:

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blackwjulie.bsky.social
we really must be asking these relevant questions.

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catpushmike.bsky.social
“Mandani seen offering his seat to a senior citizen on the subway, sparking fears of a culture of dependency.”

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concerned2.bsky.social

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lizlgenealogy.bsky.social

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notatiktok.bsky.social
lol this site has some banger headlines.

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radamssmash.bsky.social
@marisakabas.bsky.social

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gloomygus.bsky.social
Zohran Mamdani and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

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amandasadiehistory.bsky.social
now this would be a headline, even in the Springfield Elementary Broom Closet

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calexander.bsky.social
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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blemley.us
Oh everyone’s @nytpitchbot.bsky.social now…

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askmetomorrow.bsky.social
Confused Tom Hanks asks Zohran to make him “Big” — Wish not Granted

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madwriter.bsky.social
There should be a quiz alongside this: "Is it a fake headline or a real one from the New York Times?"

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dieterjosef.bsky.social
Do you know the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social ?

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madwriter.bsky.social
I followed it over at Twitterx, I don't know why I didn't think to look for it here - thanks for the reminder!

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nilbog3000.bsky.social
No way his campaign can survive this revelation

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smurfsup.bsky.social
Mamdanitimes, PLEEZE get on bluesky!


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[bnew]

Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social)

With the updated RCV totals just released by the Board of Elections, our campaign has officially earned the most total votes in a primary in New York City history.

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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
With the updated RCV totals just released by the Board of Elections, our campaign has officially earned the most total votes in a primary in New York City history.

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laborpartyusanow.bsky.social
Explain this???

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aburtonmatt.bsky.social
Our source, an esteemed academic who goes by RACESCIENTIST1942 on X, the everything app, says that he counted a six-pack of cola as six items as this reflected a truer meaning of what constitutes an “item”

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aburtonmatt.bsky.social
While we do not condone the hacking of Keyfood’s corporate data center, Chris Rufo assured us that the newsworthiness of this information requires us to pass this information along

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puppa.bsky.social
And how do you respond to this?! mamdanitimes.com

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ethis.gay
I love this website

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trevorspoke.bsky.social
ranked choice voting
is the future of America

death to political party power structure

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laborpartyusanow.bsky.social
NYT is going to EXPOSE @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social for who he truly is…
mamdanitimes.com

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rdimon.bsky.social
Is this the Onion? Satire? If not, who gives a F**k about something this trivial. Our Democracy is going down in flames and finally someone is standing up for working people and giving us hope.

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synrasa.bsky.social
It’s satire. And fake.

There’s a NYT headline generator

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spillbobaggins.bsky.social
Media Literacy is at an all time low in this country

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synrasa.bsky.social
it’s more of a “not understanding sarcasm on the internet” thing

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trouticus42.bsky.social
I don’t give a single fukk about the propaganda being spread in the mainstream media. I’m voting for you. Please keep the promises you made to the working class and light a fire under the asses of the corporate neoliberal Democratic Party so they can see your policies are the only answer to fascism.

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theirregularjoe.bsky.social
Me too!

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susannahredelfs.bsky.social
Go, go, go! I don’t live in NYC but am cheering you on. Keep up the strong talk—we love it! The DNC doesn’t, but they can go suck eggs, which is about all they seem to be good at these days. Glad to hear that they’re finally, albeit reluctantly, backing your candidacy. Hope you win!

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comefollowjesus.bsky.social

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brightnessinsight.bsky.social
We have a white nationalists group running our government but their day is coming

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ldydi.bsky.social
Oh, I bet that ticks off the Taco!

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teatimebydavid.bsky.social
Suck it, @nytimes.com

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mrsfrisby.bsky.social
You’re the future! Keep going!

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scrollingfiend.bsky.social
As a 64-year-old Southern Democrat, you are so refreshing! You actually want the government to work for the people which seems like it should be a simple concept but some people even in our Democratic party don't get that. I'm with you all the way!!

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jaaaaaaassica.bsky.social
People all over the country are watching. We need something to hope for. Please continue to inspire people.

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bohobunny.bsky.social
Even if we can't vote for him, we can donate if we are able. www.zohranfornyc.com

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jaysbored.bsky.social
You’re just trying to distract from rumors you came in third place in your 2nd grade spelling bee and in 5th grade got caught chewing gum without bringing enough for the whole class.

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soybot.bsky.social
And the democrat establishment needs to pay attention!!

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ndupwhereyoubelong.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qusN...

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chaostosurreal.bsky.social
Stay healthy and give em hell!

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darkaverymariah23.bsky.social
Yay Great job NYC

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cottagedweller.bsky.social
Pay attention, Dems!

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mikethehead.bsky.social
Rural West Tennessee resident here. You, sir, are doing divine work. Show those haters and fools how a REAL American leads!

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dklawhorn.bsky.social
Ahh that’s why they’re so scared.

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stanzman.bsky.social
Good keep on keeping on...they are gonna trash you nonstop but im in Mississippi and I believe in you and what you are doing.. if the bad guys hate you this much you're a rockstar

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shellyfriedland.bsky.social
You would think the Democratic establishment would be asking how you did this to learn from it, but apparently not.

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cageyc.bsky.social
They don't want to learn from it, they want to crush it.

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shellyfriedland.bsky.social
Exactly!

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fedup90611.bsky.social
Way to go, congratulations

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tinamarierph.bsky.social
Ruh Roh Jay Jacobs is not going to like this ! Keep fighting for NYC .

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toyman81.bsky.social
It’s really quite impressive! This will be one very interesting mayoral election campaign!!

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firecat911.bsky.social
Congratulations. it's time for a new generation of strong astute leaders to take the helm. I don't vote in NYC, but I sure wish you the best of luck.

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nhwharfrat.bsky.social
someone ought to check in on James Carville

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ozzieski.bsky.social
Not a New Yorker but wish you all the best. Truly.

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joannygm.bsky.social
47 is freaking out about you winning

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tia-coco.bsky.social
I don’t live in NYC but I really want you to win! I really, really, really need a win for the good folks!

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sshaeff.bsky.social
Congratulations!

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melodyleelacy.smokefleet.net
Of course you did Mr Hero of the Working Class!

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stevedelfino.bsky.social
Hell yeahhhhhhhhh. LFG!!!

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leftylucee.bsky.social
You are giving us the hope we so desperately needed. Thank you for being a bright shining light in a very dark time.

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nativenewyorker77.bsky.social
You have my vote!

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[Afro]

I still want to know, if not Mamdani, than who else? Because someone has to win right?