Yo This Mamdani Shyt Is Hilarious

[Mister Terrific]

bytch talking about guns because he knows hes a bytch threatening strangers over the computer. Eat a dikk, fukker and dont ever threaten me again or ill make it a promise to really put my foot in your ass over a fukking politician, you stupid bytch.

Guns, blades, fists. I already told you I’d gut you, ive butchered live animals so I know exactly where to poke c00n. Wouldn’t take nothing but 5 seconds and you’re no longer breathing. You think you’re any different than an antelope or a cow?

 

[Killer Instinct]

Each post has a small nugget hinting at the horrible life you are living, the emptiness you feel that give life to rhetoric such as "wouldn't even acknowledge your existence". Is that your biggest fear Pazzy? No one will acknowledge your existence?

 

[peppe]

Maybe i'm retarded but a person born in africa is african. and if he is indian he is also south asian. If he didn't have the option to put Ugandan or indian why is it incorrect to put african american and asian?

 

[Pazzy]

Who talked about fighting/killing you? You threatened another poster, I dared you to do anything.

The only one working overtime for attention is you. You got the most posts in a thread of a person you don't even like, how pathetic is that. You probably hit F5 over and over just to have someone to talk to.

"Acknowledge your existence"...brah, you're insecurities are leaking through every post. Each post has a small nugget hinting at the horrible life you are living, the emptiness you feel that give life to rhetoric such as "wouldn't even acknowledge your existence". Is that your biggest fear Pazzy? No one will acknowledge your existence? Don't worry, close your computer and find a park bench somewhere. I bet you there's someone out there willing to engage with your maga rants.

Watch me end up being right about mamdani and this bytch ass clown act like he wasnt saying this shyt.

You have to be a real loser to be getting emotional over a politician. Shut the fukk up, loser. You dont even know the difference between your and you're worrying about anybody besides your dumbass self. Read a dictionary, stupid. You literally are acting insecure over a different viewpoint talking about insecurities. no self awareness AT ALL.

 

[HarlemHottie]

I don't love Mamdani but, the questions the AIPAC were throwing at him make me have to defend him off rip.

Funny cuz that's exactly what made me suspicious.

You think AIPAC don't already know who's willing to play ball? This is a jewish city, nobody makes it to the city council without proper vetting.

That question was asked to elicit just this reaction.

"Who else?" Well, that's the point and exactly how manufactured consent works. He's running against criminals and white supremacists, ofc he's the better choice. The better question is why tf are those other dikkheads even on the ballot? We usually have more candidates from other city positions, whether that's the city council, borough presidents, etc. You can tell they ran out of filler candidates cuz they put Curtis Sliwa ancient ass on there. That man been running my whole life.

Coli politicos ignored me when I said Adams was a pos too.

 

[Mister Terrific]

Funny cuz that's exactly what made me suspicious.

You think AIPAC don't already know who's willing to play ball? This is a jewish city, nobody makes it to the city council without proper vetting.

That question was asked to elicit just this reaction.

"Who else?" Well, that's the point and exactly how manufactured consent works. He's running against criminals and white supremacists, ofc he's the better choice. The better question is why tf are those other dikkheads even on the ballot? We usually have more candidates from other city positions, whether that's the city council, borough presidents, etc. You can tell they ran out of filler candidates cuz they put Curtis Sliwa ancient ass on there. That man been running my whole life.

Coli politicos ignored me when I said Adams was a pos too.

He’s gonna be mayor of New York not chairmen of the joint chiefs of staff. Why would New York Jews — who are majority wise progressive and secular— care about anything but his domestic policies?

People are afraid of Donald Trump so they are going to vote for his opposite number. This is the perfect climate for progressive candidates to run.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

If he was smart, he would have been shaved his beard.

Then grow it back after the Win.

 

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1/22
@EricHovagim
The clock in the background lmao

[Quoted tweet]
New York City Mayor Eric Adams shares a glimpse of his morning routine on Instagram, June 2025.

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1942624096996491264/vid/avc1/720x1280/ZEuoF9tgKRurbuZd.mp4

2/22
@EricHovagim
go watch my latest video:




3/22
@EricHovagim
Also go volunteer for @ZohranKMamdani
Join Zohran For NYC



4/22
@EricHovagim
this has left the target demo and is reaching weird nazis. just got a comment from a guy whose bio was the fourteen words. very cool website mr musk



5/22
@Viror12
He’s so bad that he’s good. Re-elect this man!



6/22
@EricHovagim
haha no



7/22
@robblatt
This is inside a commercial kitchen.

8/22
@EricHovagim
i'm gonna assume it's the inside of the nyc mayor mansion

9/22
@_chapinpapiDos
bro should have asked Ashton for some tips on how to fake this videos, lmao



10/22
@EricHovagim
bro should've floated in the air for two minutes



11/22
@NotBCon
There’s simply no way that man is changing manual clocks when there’s time changes. No chance.



12/22
@EricHovagim
time change isn't 2 hrs lol



13/22
@playpal001
It’s 11:00 in the morning.

He really needs to work on his influencer game.



14/22
@Lil_Luna_IRLz
literally

15/22
@AbigailJoyFloat
lmao this is so me as someone who likes to sleep in, but we’ll act like I got up earlier when the morning routine drops



16/22
@sophiebbx_
It’s probably synced to Tel Aviv time



17/22
@TheHighIndian
Same vibes lmaoooo

18/22
@AhmarSKhan
why does he have an industrial sized kitchen?!



19/22
@TheSnarkTank99
They say brunch is the most important meal of the day.



20/22
@LeftWithLimits
“Fix the roads…”

21/22
@atriskute
Chirp

22/22
@nominalthoughts
Lmfao




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1/22
@EricHovagim
The clock in the background lmao

[Quoted tweet]
New York City Mayor Eric Adams shares a glimpse of his morning routine on Instagram, June 2025.

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1942624096996491264/vid/avc1/720x1280/ZEuoF9tgKRurbuZd.mp4

2/22
@EricHovagim
go watch my latest video:




3/22
@EricHovagim
Also go volunteer for @ZohranKMamdani
Join Zohran For NYC



4/22
@EricHovagim
this has left the target demo and is reaching weird nazis. just got a comment from a guy whose bio was the fourteen words. very cool website mr musk



5/22
@Viror12
He’s so bad that he’s good. Re-elect this man!



6/22
@EricHovagim
haha no



7/22
@robblatt
This is inside a commercial kitchen.

8/22
@EricHovagim
i'm gonna assume it's the inside of the nyc mayor mansion

9/22
@_chapinpapiDos
bro should have asked Ashton for some tips on how to fake this videos, lmao



10/22
@EricHovagim
bro should've floated in the air for two minutes



11/22
@NotBCon
There’s simply no way that man is changing manual clocks when there’s time changes. No chance.



12/22
@EricHovagim
time change isn't 2 hrs lol



13/22
@playpal001
It’s 11:00 in the morning.

He really needs to work on his influencer game.



14/22
@Lil_Luna_IRLz
literally

15/22
@AbigailJoyFloat
lmao this is so me as someone who likes to sleep in, but we’ll act like I got up earlier when the morning routine drops



16/22
@sophiebbx_
It’s probably synced to Tel Aviv time



17/22
@TheHighIndian
Same vibes lmaoooo

18/22
@AhmarSKhan
why does he have an industrial sized kitchen?!



19/22
@TheSnarkTank99
They say brunch is the most important meal of the day.



20/22
@LeftWithLimits
“Fix the roads…”

21/22
@atriskute
Chirp

22/22
@nominalthoughts
Lmfao




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Adams stays getting caught lying

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

Cut a plea deal to the bling bishop and bring him out to snitch on Adams. Get this guy out of here. I don’t see Cuomo winning so he’s a non factor

 

[Raw Lyrics]

Funny cuz that's exactly what made me suspicious.

You think AIPAC don't already know who's willing to play ball? This is a jewish city, nobody makes it to the city council without proper vetting.

That question was asked to elicit just this reaction.

"Who else?" Well, that's the point and exactly how manufactured consent works. He's running against criminals and white supremacists, ofc he's the better choice. The better question is why tf are those other dikkheads even on the ballot? We usually have more candidates from other city positions, whether that's the city council, borough presidents, etc. You can tell they ran out of filler candidates cuz they put Curtis Sliwa ancient ass on there. That man been running my whole life.

Coli politicos ignored me when I said Adams was a pos too.

This.

He's controlled opposition.

 

[HarlemHottie]

This.

He's controlled opposition.

It's so obvious. Jesse Jackson called NYC "Hymie Town" when I was five. They put a fukking string around Manhattan so they can move about freely on Shabbat. A rat can't steal a slice of $1.50 pizza without Chabad Lubavitch's approval. Yall are truly bugging if you think Mamdani is moving without their cosign.

And, again, MANY of yall nikkas argued me down about Eric Adams, go look at the threads. STFU about NYC politics. They got migrants digging illegal tunnels and nobody went to jail.

This city is completely captured. If you so thirsty for a progressive, vote for one in your city, a city that's not a fukking financial capital. Bugging, omm.

 

[Pazzy]

He’s gonna be mayor of New York not chairmen of the joint chiefs of staff. Why would New York Jews — who are majority wise progressive and secular— care about anything but his domestic policies?

People are afraid of Donald Trump so they are going to vote for his opposite number. This is the perfect climate for progressive candidates to run.

You dont understand politics or know history for that matter and it shows.

 

[Raw Lyrics]

It's so obvious. Jesse Jackson called NYC "Hymie Town" when I was five. They put a fukking string around Manhattan so they can move about freely on Shabbat. A rat can't steal a slice of $1.50 pizza without Chabad Lubavitch's approval. Yall are truly bugging if you think Mamdani is moving without their cosign.

And, again, MANY of yall nikkas argued me down about Eric Adams, go look at the threads. STFU about NYC politics. They got migrants digging illegal tunnels and nobody went to jail.

This city is completely captured. If you so thirsty for a progressive, vote for one in your city, a city that's not a fukking financial capital. Bugging, omm.

Facts. I recently saw a clip where an alleged pro-Palestinian supporter was screaming in Mamdani's face because Mamdani said Israel has the right to exist. That shyt reeked of being staged.