Yoga teacher found alive after missing for 2 weeks in Hawaii forest

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

This thread will not disappoint

 

[SouljaVoy]

Nice fake story for her documentary.


How did you even get lost in the first place? She just "wandered" into the jungle?

 

[Wink Beaufield]

Got lost my ass. Old girl was on that Bear Grylls adventure shyt.

 

[killacal]

Nice fake story for her documentary.


How did you even get lost in the first place? She just "wandered" into the jungle?

I came in to post this exactly

Ho trying to cash out with a fake story

 

[TL15]

Man her boyfriend is hitting the ultimate right now.

Guaranteed if she died, they would’ve pinned it on him

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Nice fake story for her documentary.


How did you even get lost in the first place? She just "wandered" into the jungle?

Breh, she used her time wisely by writing her memoirs.

Might as well, she ain't had nothing else to do

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

she didn't get lost. she probably had a mental episode.

she should be locked up or pay all the resources it took for the search effort

 

[Dre Space Age]

2019 and nikkas still can't read. She broke her leg.

This is why I don't do hiking. If you trip and fall and break your leg, ankle, whatever and got no reception on your smart phone nikka you are DONE unless you've gotten some kind of survival training or instincts.

I wonder what she ate to survive. I mean what all can you do on a fukked up leg besides eating vegetation and bugs? I keep thinking bout that Lion King scene with Timon and Pumba.

 

[You Win Perfect]

I hate cac tales. Go back to the caucus caves and stay out of habitats not made for y’all

 

[Paper Boi]

 

[Po pimp]

2019 and nikkas still can't read. She broke her leg.

This is why I don't do hiking. If you trip and fall and break your leg, ankle, whatever and got no reception on your smart phone nikka you are DONE unless you've gotten some kind of survival training or instincts.

I wonder what she ate to survive. I mean what all can you do on a fukked up leg besides eating vegetation and bugs? I keep thinking bout that Lion King scene with Timon and Pumba.

She lost her shoes a few days in. But no injuries."

 

[AtomicUse]

She forgot her Valtrex perscription for those two weeks. Those cold sore herpes outbreaks all over her almost thin lips.

 

[Brandeezy]

She got lost for 2 weeks in a forest next to camps, a spa, cottages and near by water

 

[Dre Space Age]

You know what, I ain't read the first post either not gonna lie

Only reason I know she broke her leg is that I saw this on CNN first before I saw this thread.

http://www-m.cnn.com/2019/05/25/us/...uctor-found/index.html?r=https://www.cnn.com/

"Her mother, Julia Eller, told KHON that her daughter's leg was fractured and would require additional treatment"

 

[VertigoKnight]

Dummy went wandering off the trail, without telling people. recipe for disaster and ultimate arrogance