You 35 and up single nikkas, what you say when the fam asks you why you single?

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Tell them you are scared to death of single mothers and have no intention of creating one. Or just say fukk them kids. Your time is your time.
 

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im the only child and i have concubines..
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when I invite my parents over... they get a kick out of me being spoiled out of my leisure
 

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Just ignore them. They trying to put pressure on you to hurry and find somebody.


If you not scared of what other people say about you. Then you can play along for fun.

And say yeah I'm gay. I ain't looking for a relationship just been fukking nikkas left and right Mom and Dad.

So instead of making you umcomfortable make them uncomfortable.

Bonus points if you can do a gay accent.
 

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Just had this conversation twice when I went back home :mjlol:

I didn’t want to tell them the truth, so I just said I don’t think theres anyone out there for me at the moment.

If/when they do try to pull this gay shyt, I go into specifics and it’s something they don’t care to hear… as it makes them uncomfortable

Which is to me, American dating and marriage culture is trash. Room got quiet :yeshrug:
 

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If you ain't a millionaire no more excuses

You a batty boy if you over 35, no kids and don't have no females on the roster.

Ain't normal to just be isolated, with no shape up and spending too much internet.
nikka didn't you say you got divorced at 32? I rather be looked at a batty boy with paper then divorced and paying alimony. Peace and Isolation looks weird when you use to drama and chaos.

I'm not even 30 yet but if I was I wouldn't give a damn what my family had to say knowing most them are either divorced or on child support with annoying ass baby mommas/daddies.

The right woman will come along eventually.
Married at 31

Divorced at 32

Seen the women I loved turn into a scandalous bytch within a 6-month turnaround. She calls me from time to time wishing should could turn back the hands of time, while I wish her the best on her newfound freedom.

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nikka didn't you say you got divorced at 31? I rather be looked at a batty boy with paper then divorced and paying alimony. Peace and Isolation looks weird when you use to drama and chaos.

I'm not even 30 yet but if I was I wouldn't give a damn what my family had to say knowing most them are either divorced or on child support with annoying ass baby mommas/daddies.

The right woman will come along eventually.

Of course you'd rather suck dikk then deal with a woman

:mjlol:fukking weirdos on this bytch.
 
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I just tell them I’m broke and can’t afford to absorb the modern woman’s spending habits. I got June Cleaver wife money, not Carry Bradshaw.
 
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