You a bytch if you scream "HELP!" while getting robbed

[QuintessentialBM]

Lol... I live in a open carry state.

If any fukk nikka tries me, let's say... when they try to rob me of my LV sneakers or bag (It was Gucci sneakers, but the story actually happened last year) when I come to their city, they gonna get a movie from my 1911 because I got all the clips!

 

[Booker T Garvey]

i agree


no grown ass man should be screaming HAAAAAALP


nikka u better use ur fist and start punching

facts though

 

[BXKingPin82]

"Lookin like a gay model screamin out SEBASTIAN!!"

 

[Devilinurear]

Say u at the ATM and a dude roll up on u and try to rob you from behind

Ol' screamin at the top of your lungs to get neighbors to come out and save yo ass


Take that L in silence like Lasagna, plehboi

The L in lasagna ain't silent

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

The lasagna line got me dying

 

[Devilinurear]

He said real G's move in silence like Lasagna. It's not a stupid line. OP is a retard.

Word that was clever as fukk.

I see now alot of people didn't understand it.

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

 

[CarmelBarbie]

 

[skokiaan]

i like these type of threads


i would probably act tough whilst also calling for help like denzel in training day but instead of JAKE! it would be HELP!


robber:

me: Aww, you motherfukkers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting bullets on all you bytches. Huh. You think you can do this shyt... HEEEELP!!!. You think you can do this to me? You motherfukkers will be laying in dirt when I get finished with you. Sleeping with the fishes, nikka.HEEEELP!!. I'm the man up in this bytch. You'll never see the light of...

robber: nikka shut the fukk up and


me: who the fukk do you think you're fukking with? HEEELP!!...POLICEEE..HELP!!, I run shyt around here. You just live here.


robber:thanks nikka


me: Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfukker down. King Kong ain't got shyt on me. That's right, that's right. shyt, I don't, fukk.. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfukking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.


robber:

 

[Remote]

I see TLR still dumb as shyt.