"You ain't a real man if you don't like stretch marks on a woman's stomach" -Plies

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can't be no straight up nasty lookin' shyt :huhldup: well, that is unless we've hit it off and she's everythin' i look for in a woman and then of course i can accept that

some light stretch marks like on her ass is aight but anywhere else, it becomes a distraction if she some random chick you ain't in a serious relationship with or ain't got no real connection; but if she yo babymama and or wife, that's different of course and even with that, she can always use cocoa butter for that and if that don't worry, it's all good, she my lady, so i love her as she is:yeshrug:

So basically even the nikka that loves stomach stretch marks so much that he created his user name after it, has a limit depending on how bad the stretch marks are:jbhmm:
 

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This only applies to a man who has gotten his WIFE pregnant and even then the stretch marks most women get won't be overly exaggerated like the pictures they use for memes. But if I didn't get your pregnant than I don't have to like your stretch marks regardless of what they look like.
 

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1. There are ways to minimize them, one of which is not overeating when pregnant, talmbout "eating for two" when its really eating for four.

2. Its not a big deal, but i will embrace the stretch marks of a woman that I knocked up.
Anyone else, it is just a reminder that someone else got the preorder bonuses before I did. Better to get a new copy:ahh:

3. People need to stop trying to equate trivial shyt with being a "real man." Many men will overlook whatwomen perceive as "flaws" if they care about them. Does that make everyone else not a real man because they cant look at your scrambled eggs stomach without wincing? Are women ok with men coming up with arbitrary shyt for what a "real woman" is or does this only work one way?
 

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I don't mind stretch marks.

That sarlacc pit stomach thing tho... :unsure: I can't rock with it.

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So basically even the nikka that loves stomach stretch marks so much that he created his user name after it, has a limit depending on how bad the stretch marks are:jbhmm:

yeah, i just edited my post again but it's round about the same as what you quoted :russ:
my name was to poke fun at my own damn self and because honestly, i gained weight and got a tad bit on the chunky side (stomach wise only really :pachaha:)
 

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Stretch marks are fine, but yeah I can't deal with the mushy loose skin.

This will be a topic of conversation before I even try to knock wifey up. I'm down to pay for the surgery get that sh*t handled.
 

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1. There are ways to minimize them, one of which is not overeating when pregnant, talmbout "eating for two" when its really eating for four.

2. Its not a big deal, but i will embrace the stretch marks of a woman that I knocked up.
Anyone else, it is just a reminder that someone else got the preorder bonuses before I did. Better to get a new copy:ahh:

3. People need to stop trying to equate trivial shyt with being a "real man." Many men will overlook whatwomen perceive as "flaws" if they care about them. Does that make everyone else not a real man because they cant look at your scrambled eggs stomach without wincing? Are women ok with men coming up with arbitrary shyt for what a "real woman" is or does this only work one way?
I was looking up pictures of fit pregnant women and it's not weight gain. The stomach gets that way because you've got 8-10 pounds of baby and an expanded uterus pushing out against your skin and abdominal wall. It's a lot of pressure on your tummy and your skin. Some women say it feels like their skin is ripping apart. Your abdominal muscles literally divides (called diastis recti) and leaves you with that pooch look that people mistake for fat. If you look at pics of tiny women at 36-40 weeks it's easy to see how stretch marks develop. Sounds like it's not really preventable unless you undereat and have a retarded baby so you don't look bad later, but what selfish person is going to do that? I saw pics of a woman who trains for marathons and was probably 96 lbs prepregnancy, maintained a low reasonable weight throughout, was back to running 12 mi a day a few months after giving birth and she still had stretch marks and loose wrinkly skin.


I think women are okay with flaws on men just fine. That whole dad body trend is still kicking and bald men still have pretty and successful wives.
 
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