You are 10 times more likely to be bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.

[Orbital-Fetus]

NYC the goat.

Which Bites More People: Sharks or New Yorkers?

The next time you’re walking down Broadway, consider this: you are ten times more likely to be bitten by a human in New York City than by a shark off the coast of Florida. Surprising as that may seem, statistics have consistently shown that sharks aren’t a major threat to humans. While sharks...

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[MR. SNIFLES]

 

[TEH]

Not true for people who really do go into the water

 

[Luke Cage]

La La is from NY and she can bite me if she wants.

 

[maxamusa]

Surfing out in rocaway risky business