You are being forced to spend the next 10 years in a basement

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alot of u are choosing to go without sex for 10 fukking years:eek::why:

wtf

i been in Afghanistan for 2 years and if i couldnt get p*ssy atleast when i went on leave I would murk myself

10 years without it:why:
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:whew: Took me damn near 15 minutes to figure this out.

Kitchen - 6 points
Tv - 7 points
Skylight - 2 points
Surround sound system - 4 points
Library - 4 points
Cell - 3 points
Hygiene - 3 points
Puppy (If it is guaranteed to stay alive the entire time) - 6 points

35 points :krs:
 

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lol @ niqqas picking the girl. So you are going to be locked up with a female for 10 years, with nothing to do with her except fck and watch tv. Yeah that'll work, smh. Have you guys ever had girlfriends before, or been with women? Ya'll will kill each other.

My choices:

Full kitchen 6
TV - 7
unlimited drugs 5
jacuzzi/hygiene products 3
library 4
video games 4

29 points


The internet/desktop combo has a diminished value if you cant stream, so I'll go for the tv as an entertainment option. Im surprised nobody picked the drugs option. Thats a must. Get high and watch tv, play games, read books...plus cooking all that bomb food will take up a significant part of the day. Between self exercise, reading, taking jacuzzi baths, cooking, playing games and watching tv everyday all while high, ill be set.
 

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Gourmet food 9
Booze 5
Library 4
Cell 3
Hygiene 3
Medical 2
Satellite radio 2
Garden 2

That bytch costs too much :why:
 

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lol @ niqqas picking the girl. So you are going to be locked up with a female for 10 years, with nothing to do with her except fck and watch tv. Yeah that'll work, smh. Have you guys ever had girlfriends before, or been with women?

My choices:

Full kitchen 6
TV - 7
unlimited drugs 5
jacuzzi/hygiene products 3
library 4
video games 4

29 points


The internet/desktop combo has a diminished value if you cant stream, so I'll go for the tv as an entertainment option. Im surprised nobody picked the drugs option. Thats a must. Get high and watch tv, play games, read books...plus cooking all that bomb food will take up a significant part of the day. Between self exercise, reading, taking jacuzzi baths, cooking, playing games and watching tv everyday all while high, ill be set.


100% cosign on the first part. they might as well get the gun with 3 bullets cus they'll need it once that 18 yr old gets bored and frustrated with that life.

..and i picked the drugs :mjpls: ill be in that bytch strung out on pills, shrooms and weed.
 

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alot of u are choosing to go without sex for 10 fukking years:eek::why:

wtf

i been in Afghanistan for 2 years and if i couldnt get p*ssy atleast when i went on leave I would murk myself

10 years without it:why:
francella_meme___oh_god_just_kill_me_right_now_by_foreverzerodragon-d56mytj.jpg

word. it ain't even so much the p*ssy for me, but just having another person there to communicate with.

and y'all nikkas talkin about goin crazy the girl just gotta learn to train the bytch and make her do your bidding :king: there ain't no domestic violence laws in the basement :scheme:

i'm also surprised nobody chose the workshop. having a workshop and shyt is great way to pass time doing a bunch of crafting projects :manny:
come out being a master craftsmen :win:

Hygiene Products - 3
Unlimited Drugs - 5
Unlimited Fast Food - 4
Library - 4
Medical Care - 2
52" TV - 7
All movies/shows - 4

Total -29 pts.

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this nikka chose the ultimate oaf life :laff:
 

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word. it ain't even so much the p*ssy for me, but just having another person there to communicate with.

and y'all nikkas talkin about goin crazy the girl just gotta learn to train the bytch and make her do your bidding :king: there ain't no domestic violence laws in the basement :scheme:

i'm also surprised nobody chose the workshop. having a workshop and shyt is great way to pass time doing a bunch of crafting projects :manny:
come out being a master craftsmen :win:



this nikka chose the ultimate oaf life :laff:
word!

hell just to have shawty to lay with and hold her in bed:blessed: i dont need to fukk everyday
 

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lol @ niqqas picking the girl. So you are going to be locked up with a female for 10 years, with nothing to do with her except fck and watch tv. Yeah that'll work, smh. Have you guys ever had girlfriends before, or been with women? Ya'll will kill each other.

My choices:

Full kitchen 6
TV - 7
unlimited drugs 5
jacuzzi/hygiene products 3
library 4
video games 4

29 points


The internet/desktop combo has a diminished value if you cant stream, so I'll go for the tv as an entertainment option. Im surprised nobody picked the drugs option. Thats a must. Get high and watch tv, play games, read books...plus cooking all that bomb food will take up a significant part of the day. Between self exercise, reading, taking jacuzzi baths, cooking, playing games and watching tv everyday all while high, ill be set.


I like your list but take away the drugs and give me a doc, sunlight, and cell phone and i'm :win:

wait a minute.....the TV WILLLL have xm/radio channels in it already :takedat: and I can use my cell phone once a week to listen to music, etc. :win:
 

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Full Kitchen - 6

Workout Room - 5

52 Inch Screen/cable - 7

Skylight - 2

Medical Care - 2

Hygeine Products/Jacuzzi - 3

Video Games - 4

Pool Table - 1
 
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No big deal. After my divorce, I stayed abstinent for 7 years. Sex and human contact really isn't important to me.

:snooze:

I feel you, but being celibate and free is very different than being celibate and confined to a basement.

It's all about passing the time, to me. fukking her will help pass the time. Fighting her will help pass the time. Plotting her death will help pass the time. :ehh:
 
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