You are hiking in the woods and discover $8 million cash, how would you wash it

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Give a mill each to all 8 of my rich pawgs, irs won’t bat an eye, seed all 8 of them up and then set up trusts for all 8 of my future sons.
 

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Open a barbershop. Easy and simple way to generate cash long term.

Open a bubble tea shop in a high foot traffic area. See Yonge St in my city Toronto. Street is filled with them and they’re all washing cash for wealthy Chinese investors. shyts pretty clever when you think about it.

Once generating enough cash in my “business accounts”, I’d use some of that bread to buy condos to rent/AIRBNB and pay someone cash to manage the unit. I know a few property managers who would gladly do it for some under the table bread.
 

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I would just call this man

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You have just 2 years to wash all of it without a penny left, How would you do it
Buy real estate and cars cash...deposit a few thousand a month to my bank invest in dividend stocks...Go to coin shops buy gold and silver cash....I can get it done...
 

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Invest in weed dispensaries all over America.

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Open a barbershop. Easy and simple way to generate cash long term.

Open a bubble tea shop in a high foot traffic area. See Yonge St in my city Toronto. Street is filled with them and they’re all washing cash for wealthy Chinese investors. shyts pretty clever when you think about it.

Once generating enough cash in my “business accounts”, I’d use some of that bread to buy condos to rent/AIRBNB and pay someone cash to manage the unit. I know a few property managers who would gladly do it for some under the table bread.
Investing $8 million into these business within 2 years will raise suspicion. How would you explain to the IRS where the initial investment
money came from. only people who are already multimillionaires can get away with it
 
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