You are hiking in the woods and discover $8 million cash, how would you wash it

[King Jove]

tbh unless you're already making at least 6 figures, any large purchases is gonna flag some suspicions.

you don't go from making $30k a year at amazon to buying property without them people asking questions.

you're better off continuing to live your life and buy as much stuff in cash as possible, and also fortify where you live, and buy some guns (sporadically)

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Why do I need to wash it? fukk all that. I’ll use it to take care of day to day business shyt like rent and others and just focus on building a business out of my normal work money.

 

[Wink Beaufield]

8 mill in the woods of DC? That's a high level dead drop by people you want no kinda problems with.

That shyt got all kinds of RFID trackers on it. fukk around and have a foreign or domestic intel agency looking for your ass.

 

[Killer Instinct]

Buy real estate and cars cash

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

Open laundromats in Hispanic neighborhoods

 

[Edub]

Dawn my g…. You ever seen them oil spill commercials fam…. Birds and ducks be clean as shyt

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

[Guile]

Use it to pay off loans and make small purchases and pay bills.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Why do I need to wash it? fukk all that. I’ll use it to take care of day to day business shyt like rent and others and just focus on building a business out of my normal work money.

Exactly u tryin to get caught blowin the fukking money why bring that unnecessary attention

Jus like that korporate skit nikka left his dope money in the movies after he was arrested korporate got it n blew the money n got caught up


nikka would have Chicago so damn fast

 

[shopthatwrecks]

People don’t realize how hard it would actually be to hide an additional $8mill into your life or even less. The smart thing to do would be to call it in/leave it but knowing me… i’d definitely try

Not hard mind ya business n cut off the ppl tryin to mind yours .. stay out the way

 

[Rollie Forbes]

 

[PortCityProphet]

I'd ship it in the mail to wherever non American country im moving to

 

[Ohene]

Would create a few “service businesses” of some sort and a booksy account for it

Then would create numerous accounts that purchase stuff from the business but use the cash option (if that exists)

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Laundromats and Parking Spaces

 

[The Exchanges]

majority of that money is being used on scratchoffs and lottery tickets. On the slim chance that I do win, the money already washed.

 

[diggy]

In the fresh water stream