you attend a family function with yo girl . . .

[damn_ese]

does she . .

A: get up and start fixin you a plate of food

or

B: you sadly shuffle your way over to the food table after an hour of waiting to see if yo girl remembers you haven't eaten yet, then sit back down, makin sure to tuck yo skirt under your butt

if you picked B, your elders in the corner looking at you like

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I usually get her food.

 

[horizon]

elders sound like they need to mind their own business

and so do you

 

[J.E.T.S]

elders sound like they need to mind their own business

and so do you

Hot damn

 

[damn_ese]

elders sound like they need to mind their own business

and so do you

and you need to get your man a plate, before some other girl does

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

I usually get her food.

You are going to get called a simp and blah blah blah, I do the same thing. Get myself something and ensure my woman is taken care of......when I had a woman.

 

[Doobie Doo]

I need some clarity whose family is it, yours or your girl's family.

 

[damn_ese]

I need some clarity whose family is it, yours or your girl's family.

your family

 

[HookersandIceCream]

The fukk is she getting food at MY families function

My mom
My Grandma
An female cousin or aunt will get the guest(My girl) some food because thats what hospitable people do.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

SHE FIXES MY PLATE ALL THE TIME. I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A FAMILY FUNCTION YET BUT WE'LL SEE IN A FEW DAYS.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

The fukk is she getting food at MY families function

My mom
My Grandma
An female cousin or aunt will get the guest(My girl) some food because thats what hospitable people do.

DEPENDS ON HOW LONG SHE'S BEEN AROUND. AFTER 2 OR 3 FUNCTIONS THE FAMILY USUALLY DOESN'T SEE HER A GUEST ANYMORE. SHE'S FAMILY AND HAS TO FIX HER OWN PLATE.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

You are going to get called a simp and blah blah blah, I do the same thing. Get myself something and ensure my woman is taken care of......when I had a woman.

Yup.

 

[Grifter]

I usually get my own food so I can get however much of something I want.

 

[Neuromancer]

My girl always brings me my plate. Sometimes Ill get her a plate, but I'm usually slow on that end.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

elders sound like they need to mind their own business

and so do you