You Been in a Coma Since January 2003 And You Just Wake Up...

[unit321]

...Asses seem bigger...

Uh, let's just say "Baby Got Back" was written and produced in the 80s.

 

[The Nigerian]

Uh, let's just say "Baby Got Back" was written and produced in the 80s.

Yeah, back when big butts were a niche. Now they're the norm.

 

[MikelArteta]

Bills and jays made the playoffs yet?

Cell phones with full browser capabilities?
"What are these you nikkas have"

 

[unit321]

Yeah, back when big butts were a niche. Now they're the norm.

Big butts were not a niche.

You could say the popularity of big butts comes and goes but they are always around.

 

[Wild self]

Yeah, back when big butts were a niche. Now they're the norm.

Thanks to processed foods.

Cats that woke up from that coma suddenly go and say:

Michael Jackson dead!?

Jay-Z still making music?

Tity Boi renamed himself and turned out to be the hottest rapper out?

Black people wearing mohawks?

Strippers being famous and out there on the spotlight?

White women with asses?

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

Wireless internets :wrangler:
We still fighting in Afghanistan even though Bin Laden's dead
Team USA basketball didn't win a gold medal in 2004?
Favre was a Viking?
White kids are voluntarily moving into the hood?
MJ still wearing the same jeans?
A-Rod won a ring? He still choking

 

[Amy Traphouse]

I can watch sports in hi-def IN 3D

Suge got knocked out by a hairstylist

Flatscreens are flat in the front and back :ohh:

got a gold medal!!!

Is this what the NBA dunk contest turned into?

 

[Rack4K]

Wait...Jay z still rappin?

What's backpage? A website? And I can go on there and do WHAT?
u don't gotta go to a video store to rent movies?
The Clippers good?

 

[Amy Traphouse]

Tracy McGrady still searching for a chip

Shaq ain't a Laker anymore

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Wait... Nas did WHAT?????????????????????

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Jay is STILL on top

Damn, Ye came up

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Uh, let's just say "Baby Got Back" was written and produced in the 80s.

Ass implants are a recent phenomenon....hence the assess got bigger comment

 

[Steve Piffler]

wait, so i can pause live tv, record with no tapes, AND rewind it if i miss something?

where are all the buttons on the cellphones? how the fukk am i supposed to dial and shyt?!

MIKE JONES GOT SIGNED AND SOLD 2 MILLION ALBUMS??!!!

Neptunes ain't hot no more?

Why the fukk is everybody's rims black? and everyone is riding around with these dull ass paint jobs.

Dodge Challenger Camaro CTS-V Coupe

 

[Lord Scion]

Skillz still doing rap ups??

Apple makes phones now??

Windows 8?!

2Pac performed live @ Coachella?!!

Shaq retired??

Meek Millz dropped the 'z' and cut those dusty ass braids??

What happened to Roc-a-Fella??

Diddy didn't get a fridge dropped on him?!

 

[Cynic]

Black Eyed Peas blew up worldwide ?

Usher still relevant and popping

Giants won 2 chips ?

Jerking, Twerking, Cranking, Stanky Legs ???

What the fukk are APPS n!gga