You can build your own insta thots now for $2500

[King Poetic]

RIP Bernie Mac

Remember 20 plus years ago on def jam when he said what if p*ssy came in can, nikkas will be stealing like a Motherfukker.

Now p*ssy has come in rubber form

 

[New Username]

Sex dolls could save a lot of coli p*ssy purchasers money

 

[pete clemenza]

There’s a new company called WM Doll Shop, that is specializing in INSTA-THOT sized s*x dolls – and they are VERY realistic.



The buyer can choose the doll’s skin color – height – butt size – and lots more.

Here’s an example of an INSTA-THOT that we created on their website:
WM Doll - TPE Sex Dolls - Official Site




And get this – the dolls cost about $2,500. And can be “used” hundreds of times.


that suicidal post nut clarity:Mjshade:

This one right here is a problem tho

 

[Luken]

This dumb. For 3k you can send your girl to tijuana and have a real live doctor build her into an instagram thot.

.....and then she comes back and runs off with another nikka....


your out a girl and 2500

 

[Luken]

oh yeah, obligatory shout out to Milton Keynes and Adam Smith, the hoe and sex game have been fugazi for too long,

THE MARKET WILL ALWAYS CORRECT ITSELF

 

[Cat piss martini]

most of them bytches are made
out of the same materials anyways.
shyt for 2500 you can fukk 3 or 4
of the real broads.
the game is really fukked up out here.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

so wheres the male dolls?...

 

[Rigamortus]

Not throwing it back, not lubricating..I'd rather open a tab and beat my dikk.
This shyt looks like a big fukking inconvenience

That's an easy fix. Just use a heart of Damballa and you Gucci.

 

[At30wecashout]

I was all ready to laugh till I saw how thick them things are. Then I laughed anyway

I feel shame sometimes beating my meat, so I can only imagine putting in work for an hour on a sex doll.Room hot and funky from sex, i'm sweating,
and I realize I'm the only one truly in the room.

 

[Knowledge]

I was all ready to laugh till I saw how thick them things are. Then I laughed anyway

I feel shame sometimes beating my meat, so I can only imagine putting in work for an hour on a sex doll.Room hot and funky from sex, i'm sweating,
and I realize I'm the only one truly in the room.

Then you realize only you know what you did and you and go get the baby oil spray bottle to get it in some more

 

[At30wecashout]

Then you realize only you know what you did and you and go get the baby oil spray bottle to get it in some more

I mean having seen that Clair doll, I could beat the urethane out that p*ssy for ages. The shame is likely proportional. Imagine doing missionary on a goddamn dollGive your best

stroke game to legal-age American Girl dolls, brehs

 

[Bart simpson]

Would walk in and say sup to Jasmine

Hmm, lets weigh the pros and cons here

Cons:
It wont ever move. So thats a no on morning head or telling it to go turn off the light
It'll probably get dry if you go too long
it wont moan or give facial expressions
it wont get warm
wont surprise you with sexy clothes
wont cook for you
cant give you children (if you want them)

Pros:
no period
no mood swings
no dumb ass insecure questions
no friends of hers to entertain
wont tell you to do a damn thing and wont get mad when you dont do it
wont look for things to argue about
always down to fukk
it shuts the fukk up
dont have to worry about it cheating
no stds
you can still smash regular bytches if you want to
wont get baby fever due to a fb post it saw
not on social media
wont charge up the bills
no preggo scares/creampies all day
no medical bills
the list goes on and on

It wont ever move.
Some women are dead fish, besides. The will mostly have that hip thrust technology soon...


So thats a no on morning head
Late night sex is better

telling it to go turn off the light
Should do that anyway...stops me from being lazy

It'll probably get dry if you go too long
There's some dry women out there and you need tons of lube

it wont moan or give facial expressions
Yea botox will do that to ya

it wont get warm
You have have blankets...right?

wont surprise you with sexy clothes
Clothes you mean cockblockers
Clothes get in the way of dat prize...


wont cook for you
Most women now can't cook especially if you want an instathot

cant give you children (if you want them)
Kids are mad overrated. There's plenty of kids you and your doll could adopt
















But man that clarity nut tho...
XX

 

[8WON6]

 

[ORDER_66]

Wait until Japan perfects it with a shackled programmed A.I. and perfect human flesh to simulate real skin that sweats and stays warm.. real women gonna be on suicide watch...

 

[JMurder]

I'm ashamed at the thoughts I'm having because of this thread