You can fly, but....

how would you handle this blessing / curse?

  • fly inches above the ground for no reason and shyt myself in large crowds

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  • never fly

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Orbital-Fetus

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the whole time you are flying you are shytting yourself with explosive diarrhea.
no one can explain how you can fly and no one can explain where all of the shyt comes from.

even if you don't eat for days, the second you take off to fly you start shytting all over yourself.

what would you do? :lupe:

flying is a dream that every person has...just jump up and keep going.
scoop up a honey and take her for a ride, show her the world as you hold her :ahh:
but nah...it aint that easy.

you gonna be shytting your brains out every time you take off until you land. :huhldup:

what do you do?
 

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I don't know what I was expecting, but I definitely wasn't prepared for this.. flying around with explosive diarrhea.. you can't make this shyt up :mjlol:
 
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I'm flying most of the day, but it would mess up my "no do do" policy since I stopped doodling, because I found out it was gay/homo a few years ago back on SOHH.

I flying with a weight vest on and lit bottle rockets between my toes so I can look like I'm going really fast.:banderas:
 

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I'm flying most of the day, but it would mess up my "no do do" policy since I stopped doodling, because I found out it was gay/homo a few years ago back on SOHH.

I flying with a weight vest on and lit bottle rockets between my toes so I can look like I'm going really fast.:banderas:


it would not be homo...no logs. just loose, liquid poop.

the bottle rockets are a cute touch.
 
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