You can jump to a parallel timeline and get 8 milli after 10 years but...

(10 years after the leap you get 8 million) I'd...

  • Leap and do what it does. See what happens.

  • Leap for the above but become celibate as my Harlem pass is multiversal, no matter the look.

  • Leap and be swimming in women with their own condominiums as I awaited my riches.

  • Stay where I'm at because I don't think I could handle that.

  • Stay where I'm at because I don't want to even think of that.


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Here's the deal:

You can jump to a parallel timeline in which you will still be you but the rest is up for grabs. For example Hitler may have won the war and the US may be flying this:

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Or it would be a Wu World Order and China is running things on a global level. Slavery might have been reversed and whites are the underdog or we may have developed clean tech and personal electro jets after Tesla was given free reign back when. Either way whatever it is will be a huge shift on the mental plane as it will quite literally be a different world to which you are not accustomed or raised in.

Here's the rub:

You will have your full recollection of your life in this timeline.
No one you try and tell about it will take you serious and if you persist in raving about the world you left they'll label you as insane in the membrane. Your living situation remains as is. So do your friends and family. You are simply cut from this timeline and pasted in the other over an alternate version of yourself that was born and bred in that realm.

Oh, and one more thing:

Due to the nature of spaciotemporal dilation and advanced quantum physics all genders will have shifted so male here is women there. Just to add to the confusion for those who partake in the experiment.

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Would you leap?

How would you adapt? How do you think it would feel? If you can't even comprehend this level of shift with no familiar points of reference beside your own awareness what do you see as the largest threat aside from the choice between moving out of Harlem or becoming celibate upon stepping into this new realm.

For those that choose to leap how do you think it would feel to be the only one on the planet that sees absolutely everything different with a totally fresh set of eyes that take in every detail of this strange new realm.

For clarification you'd still be you, just the female version because a different sperm met egg (or flipped if you're a brehette) and the same would be said of your family and friends as the collective polarity is switched in that timeline as well as the aforementioned world changing event like Hitler becoming President, the Chinese making straps back when instead of fireworks and colonizing the whole planet with their advanced tech or the female lead United States of Melanin which is a borderless frame of mind based on collective resonance that developed telepathic skills to keep everyone in check because those that don't act right are disconnected from the stream via their own intent and experience profound loneliness.

The possibilities are endless but rest assured this brave new world will be totally different and you'll be set adrift on this experience knowing fine well that once upon a when you read this thread on the Coli and decided to shift streams for a glimpse at another reality and flicked the switch.

What would you pick? How do you imagine the experience? For added effect you'd be able to post back one comment to this thread in this realm from your new existence every 10 years to let Coli brehs know how it is, just to keep you hopeful that a small sliver of folks know whats really happening. Won't be able to read any replies though.

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How much time did you spend on this breh? :dahell:

Around 8 minutes. Originally it was going to be a case of switching races in the new timeline:

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But then I thought no one would leap so decided to make it genders instead due to the whole polarity thing making it far more interesting as you'd quite literally have no common frame of reference with your past existence.

Its a thought experiment, bishes!
 

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:jbhmm:Can i be a lesbian at least?

U know what, im still good on all this. Sounds like one in a billion chance of things not going completely left. If i were sacrificing my gender and living the dag life for something GUARANTEED to be worthwhile it be a strong maybe, but this just sounds like nothing but trouble, with the closest thing to an upside getting to bump clams with some random chick, who according to the rules of this experiment, could be @Another Man who leapt as well. Hard pass :dame:


edit: Hmm a rich bulldagger sounds a little
more tempting. But what if i slip and fall into nazi land? Even if i got the 8 milli right away them cacs would just take that shyt before shipping me off to their death camps.

And what if i end up in a cashless society?

Still too risky. I might consider it with a random super power or two thrown in the mix though? No dud powers like elastic skin or xray vision though. Im gone need something i can fight off nazis with.
 
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The “Essential quick lil gems on dealing with men” thread would be pure comedy.

Would Atlanta be their Harlem?
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Wonder what else would be flipped in the process that we currently take for granted?

:jbhmm:Can i be a lesbian at least?

U know what, im still good on all this. Sounds like one in a billion chance of things not going completely left. If i were sacrificing my gender and living the dag life for something GUARANTEED to be worthwhile it be a strong maybe, but this just sounds like nothing but trouble, with the closest thing to an upside getting to bump clams with some random chick, who according to the rules of this experiment, could be @Another Man who leapt as well. Hard pass :dame:

You're the only one on the planet whose leapt. Everyone else is native and hasn't a clue about the multidimensional nature of the realms and yep you can be a les. Was wondering who'd spot this option and how quick beyond the obvious because you being you would still be attracted to women anyway regardless of the shell.



The original deal was just a straight shift, shall we sweeten the deal by saying that after the first 10 years have elapsed you'll be gifted with 8 million liquid, after taxes for taking part in the experiment. All for posting on the Coli with a status update of your experience.

What do you think you'd pen in that message?

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Never thought I say this but I value my dikk more than a guaranteed $800,000 year salary.

So No….
 

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:beli: Could have been a fun scenario were it not for the sex change penalty...

I'm not taking the leap.

Why do people expect these threads to be simple with no cerebral challenge. If it was a no brainer with all upside of course you'd take it and that defeats the point of a thought experiment.


Some folks were up in their feelings about the last thread because of the conditions when that was the whole point as it makes you think at depth as well as possibly reappraising your present as the gift it is:

 

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Why do people expect these threads to be simple with no cerebral challenge. If it was a no brainer with all upside of course you'd take it and that defeats the point of a thought experiment.


Some folks were up in their feelings about the last thread because of the conditions when that was the whole point as it makes you think at depth as well as possibly reappraising your present as the gift it is:


:russ: I remember that thread. Your cons are too much. Random ability deactivation and folks knowing about you whether you expose yourself or not was just too crazy to me.
 
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