You can only pick one DM

[Low End Derrick]

I'll finagle a Ye feature into becoming Kylie Jenner's 4th baby daddy

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Are you really "Dinner w/ Jay-Z or $500,000" to Kylie Jenner?

lol I mean with a DM like that, I assume she wants to do more than dinner. I'm trying to dikkmatize her

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

If I take the taco Tuesday with lebron

Are we best friends or just associates?

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Ye .. jus so he can pan me from left to right sayin mud duck

 

[Ziggiy]

I can't stand Kanye but I might jump on a track with him.

There's NO guarantee you'd actually end up on the track though. Kanye is notorious for switching shyt up last minute.


I'm taking the 50K.

 

[93 til]

I'm signing with the Rockets. I'm documenting everything with a docuseries. I'd use the Rocky I angle. A random nikka getting selecting to play in the NBA? People would watch it for the sheer absurdity of it.

Promoting the show on First Take, Undisputed, Today Show, GMA, etc. and social media. I'd take advantage of the exposure. And since the Rockets are liable to get blown out every game, there's a chance for me to actually get some PT

If I play my cards right it could lead me to accomplish most of that list. If not an NBA 10 day contract is $61K, which is $61K more than I had yesterday so I'd be cool regardless.

 

[Mystic]

Kylie so I can lick my cum off her face

 

[Hersh]

if rockets want to sign u its guaranteed minimum.. 1 million..

hopefully ill play good enough to improve on that number

 

[Ohene]

Rockets

 

[Realm-Breaker]

Kylie!

 

[CopiousX]

Honestly, i would still take the kanye feature. That sounds kinda lit.