You cannot pass out around Mike Tyson

[beenz]

"douthe bag" dude writes like he talks

 

[Marco Andretti]

Many people from the mid 80s to late 90s have passed out in front of Mike and nothing happened breh. There is video evidence.

" you cannot pass out in front of Mike Tyson in 2017"

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

I would've woke up and beat his azz for that

Mike would whoop yo ass still

 

[inndaskKy]

" you cannot pass out in front of Mike Tyson in 2017"

Call him a p*ssy to his face and see if that's true

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Mike would whoop yo ass still

 

[CookisaCac]

The writing is photoshopped.

Cant believe I live in a world this "advanced" that falls for that

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Imagine waking up and seeing Iron Mike

 

[Remote]

@ thinking it matters whether it's photoshopped or not.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Dana wakes up mad and the Mike gives him the talk

 

[The Guru]

This first clip i adopted that whole swag into my vocabulary. The "maaann what ?" Interrupting the white dude or whoever might grow uncomfortable with "Assalaam Alaikum" followed by their name.

 

[Reggie]

Whose ready to tell the lie that they would check Mike if he pulled some shyt like that with them?

 

[King of Creampies]

Whose ready to tell the lie that they would check Mike if he pulled some shyt like that with them?

I honestly would laugh and joke with him but no he could punch my car window out like it was a Street Fighter bonus stage and I would look at him and say "Mr Tyson what could I do to help"?

Some nikkas you really don't fukk with...and seriously Iron Mike is in that top 10....can you imagine the concussion you would get from them hands?

Don't sleep on Mike cause he is getting older.

 

[Self_Born7]

the GOAT... the speed and power that brother had

 

[Dorian Breh]

This first clip i adopted that whole swag into my vocabulary. The "maaann what ?" Interrupting the white dude or whoever might grow uncomfortable with "Assalaam Alaikum" followed by their name.

Its wild to me that people still act like Tyson is a dumby.

How many people have you ever met that could come out with that "I'm the best ever" monologue off top like that? Especially immediately following winning a fukking fist fight?

 

[King of Creampies]

the GOAT... the speed and power that brother had

LOL HAD nikka he still got it....dont let mike fool you. Once a black man hits 55 he is imbued with "Strength of my ancestors" trait. Older black men be having those civil rights march punching stregnth