You come home from church with your family and 2 dudes are behind the door with the chopper

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

One points the AK to your only son as you all walk in and the other grabs your wife with a SHARP knife.

They point out that they have already withdrawn all the money in your account and did an ACAT for the 401k already and all of it is cash on the table

They make you sit down in front of the couch and the gun is pointed at and your son directly

The guy with the gun says:

ITS ON. IN THE BOX TO THE RIGHT I HAVE EVERY SINGLE PLAYER VIDEO GAME EVER MADE, EVERY CONSOLE, EVERY SYSTEM. THIS IS HOW IT WORKS:

CHOOSE A GAME.

CHOOSE THE HARDEST MODE POSSIBLE.

EVERY TIME YOU TAKE ANY DAMAGE WHATSOEVER, I'M LIGHTLY CUTTING YOUR WIFE.

IF YOU DIE, SO DOES YOUR SON.

IF YOU DIE TWICE, YOUR WIFE GOES.

IF YOU DIE 3 TIMES. WELL, YOU GET THE PICTURE

oh

AND IF YOU CHOOSE A GAME THATS TOO OBVIOUSLY EASY, OR IF YOU USE A CODE, EVERYONE GETS LEAD POISONING OFF GP.

CHOOSE WISELY.

what game ya gonna choose

 

[Bud Bundy]

god damn my family is dead

i picking sliver surfer just to make it quick.

 

[Easy-E]

AWWW Ed,
Mass Effect 2

The only problem will come at the part where you first meet the Collectors

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

animal crossing.
checkmate nikka.

never played it... can you lose in that/take damage?

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

nope

AND IF YOU CHOOSE A GAME THATS TOO OBVIOUSLY EASY, OR IF YOU USE A CODE, EVERYONE GETS LEAD POISONING OFF GP.
CHOOSE WISELY.
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[Bud Bundy]

what if you pick something like pokemon would that count?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

what if you pick something like pokemon would that count?

You think you can go through a game a pokemon taking little to no damage?

 

[Donald J Trump]

Tic Tac Toe

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[Bud Bundy]

You think you can go through a game a pokemon taking little to no damage?

technically those monsters are taking the damage me as the trainer is just chilling in the cut.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

WWE 13 legend mode, shyt is still easy as fukk to reverse and glitch your opponent

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

technically those monsters are taking the damage me as the trainer is just chilling in the cut.

Rip your family for trying to trick a murderous dude with a blade on your wife

 

[Bud Bundy]

Rip your family for trying to trick a murderous dude with a blade on your wife

I had to do something. No one is winning under those stipulations. At the least your wife is coming out looking like Zsasz.

 

[ChrisDorner]

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