You come home from church with your family and 2 dudes are behind the door with the chopper

ltheghost

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Well looks like me and my family are dead.... Not taking damage? Hardest difficulty? fukk! Well I'll try with Tenchu Z. If not that then I'll tell them I'm going do it with Ninja Gaiden II. After they are laugh, I'll spring from the table tussle with the AK-47 dude. Make him pull the trigger hitting me but also killing the knife guy I will make sure to rip out the Ak-47 dude's throat with my teeth before dying....my family will get my insurance money......and live....fair trade...
 

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No bullshyt or sarcasm, if this honestly happened, I know what game I'd pick :

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Resident Evil : Code Veronica


This is actually one of my all time favorite games, definitely top 5. A lot of people don't seem to like it, it certainly doesn't have the fanbase of RE4...but this shyt always resonated with me. It's fun and campy like most of the RE games, but it also has this subtle comment of kinship and trust.



^ This opening cinematic....they don't make em like that anymore....:wow: :to:

Reasons why it's a good pick :

1) It's relatively easy. Not so easy so that it would break the rules, but I'd say that it's probably the easiest RE game. It's the old fashion style of RE, very slow zombies with some occasional curveballs thrown at you....but it's not out of the realm of possibility to go through this game and not take a lot of damage. The dogs, hunters, bats, wasps, and banters would cause the biggest problems, but they are few and far between, and if all was on the line, I feel like I could concentrate enough to really avoid any serious mishaps.

2) Like I said, this is one of my all time faves. I actually just beat the XBLA version a few months ago. I *know* how to solve all the puzzles and how to do everything in the correct order to maximize my efficiency. I'd feel relatively comfortable going through this to save my fam.

3) There are 8 bosses...but 6 of them can be beaten without taking ANY damage, and I've done so in the past. The last boss is slightly more difficult, my wife is definitely taking some light cuts, but if all was on the line, I'd feel confidant enough to beat it without dying. It's not particularly hard, and every time I've played the game, by that point, I've always been loaded on herbs. There is one other boss that has given me trouble in the past, it's this giant worm thing that tunnels underground before it jumps up and hurts you...it's gotten me a couple of times. Still..nothing is perfect, it's a risk I'd be willing to take.

Me and my family are making it out of this, just give me the sticks, I've got this....:blessed:
 

Flav

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Mike Tyson Punchout.My bytch might be cut the fukk up from the few hits i take but i can beat that game.
 

msims

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It would have to be any one of the splinter cell games

The no damage angle is what you have to focus on. And that's literally the point of the game (to take no damage).

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WINNER!!

I would do this or BIOshock 1 or 2.

I beat both of those games without taking damage on the hardest setting.

shyt is to predictable.​
 

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*takes deep breath*
*takes off jacket*
*walks to cupboard and takes out Crown Royal*
*puts on BBDs Greatest Hits*




*pulls Power Pad out of box and loads up World Class Track Meet*
"Let's rock, you SONS OF BYTCHES."
 

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God damn, my family stay getting got. :wow:...

I'm probably going to go with Parappa the Rapper though. :lolbron:
 
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