You come home from the podiatrist with a pep in your step and notice you have some UNINVITED GUESTS

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

as you walk in.

3 dudes is sitting on your couch lookin like


not too angry looking this time..?



You look over to your SON and DAUGHTER who are playing a game of Super Mario 3D World, as you grab the Sig Sauer from your inside holster, the dude in the middle talks:

Breathe easy tough guy


We ain't even mad . You've done a good job fighting off our attempts to kidnap/maim/assault you and your family, and the bossman is impressed . Hell, you've made us look a little silly as henchmen (* on the inside*).


Heres the deal

You are invited to join the Mad Gear-Dragon Ninja-Footclan-gang, as a level 8 boss

You gotta break some kneecaps...fight off some guys every now and then that get through the first sevel levels, and you might need to beat up some women every now and then (don't sleep on Blaze ).

You will be ballin...its a life a crime but we can protect you...You can trust us...right?

JOIN US OR MAKE A MORTAL ENEMY.

CHOOSE WISELY




Good luck

what do you choose. Join the Mad Gear-Dragon Ninja-Footclan Gang as a level 8 boss...or know you're gonna fight them off forever. Think about how hard they've come at you this year

 

[Tunez]

Kill all 3 right there

 

[Swiggy]

I'MMA DO A KAISER SOZE ON MY KIN AND JOIN UP WITH YA GOON SQUAD, THEN RUN THAT bytch BY THE 2ND SEQUEL

 

[MidniteJay]

Join the Mad Gear-Dragon Ninja-Footclan Gang as a level 8 boss.

Eat for a while until one of the nikkas that run through the first seven bosses easy meets up with me. When dude comes up I'll be like "I did this shyt to keep my fam safe but since you're strong , I'll help you truck through the bosses after me. How about it? Partners?"

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Why the fukk do we still live here!?

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Join the clan










































And then team up with the true hero of the story when he shows up

Cause obviously you ain't him

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Kill all 3 right there

breh, your kids is right there and YOU KNOW they're strapped and have a suspicious way of getting to you as needed. You kill those 3 jabronis and you got 10 levels of bad guys breathing down your neck

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

This shyt reminds me of them old h@llow threads

 

[Chill]

If I'm already beating them like it's nothing then what's the point in joining? Ain't no thing to beat them again.

 

[Tunez]

breh, your kids is right there and YOU KNOW they're strapped and have a suspicious way of getting to you as needed. You kill those 3 jabronis and you got 10 levels of bad guys breathing down your neck

I got friends too

 

[Darth Nubian]

I'm joining up

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

them gizzle threads

This shyt reminds me of them old h@llow threads

with a splash of art barr

 

[playplayaj]

Imma be like aight.....sign me up for the clan

Then imma learn how they operate
How do they know everytime i leave da crib
.................and have enough type to set up some kevin mcallister type bullchit???

 

[playplayaj]

was i the only one who had to google podiatrist?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Imma be like aight.....sign me up for the clan

Then imma learn how they operate
How do they know everytime i leave da crib
.................and have enough type to set up some kevin mcallister type bullchit???